[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[bigmeatpete69420]

Fuck yea

[trainthief]

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

[trainthief]

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

[lesbeet]

tonight's the first night of chanukah where's that pic of the guy smoking a joint shaped like a menorah

[duvgaleni]

hell yeah

[travalicious]

[queerism1969]

[capacity]

I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !

[capacity]

I really hope everyone who disagreed with this post and said some stupid shit on it is dead by now

[cosmicretreat]

[born2weird]

He meant wages in retail, obviously. 🙄

[mxnrique]

[apas-95]

'stockholm syndrome' being invented by a police negotiator to explain away why a hostage said police actions were making her and the other hostages feel unsafe is like. yeah

[the0ldmann]

Holy shit I never fucking knew this-

Screenshot straight from the wikipedia page

[kosmogrl]

https://twitter.com/isabelunraveled

[vr-trakowski]

"You can't make them - whoever your particular them is - do anything, really," said Ekaterin slowly. "Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. ... You have to just...take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that, and walk away. But that's hard."

- Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign

[problematick]

Every time you're given a choice between disappointing someone else and disappointing yourself, your duty is to disappoint that someone else. Your job throughout your entire life, is to disappoint as many people as it takes to avoid disappointing yourself.

- glennon doyle, untamed

[sidepickleflicks]

A Dirty Shame (2004)

dir. John Waters

[afloweroutofstone]

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

[rozecrest]

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

[mrsmarlasinger]

[256gb]

That’s right.

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[fearowgasm]

No, she GAVE cunt and SERVED, and she DIED

[jaubaius]

Source

[disgustinganimals]

us, fr

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse