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@Steve_Dangle & @jeffler are my otp!!!!!!!! FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @luvudangler

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why not?! they were hilarious and I loved hearing them on the podcast

dangler is dead 

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You guys are hilarious please write more stories.

never

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when are you guys coming out with a new post

hopefully never 

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Thank you! We luvu xoxo

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2048: Luvudangler Edition

A custom version of 2048, the addictive tile-matching game.

Hey fans! We'd like to thank Avery (@LeafsRamblings on twitter) for making a luvudangler edition of 2048! enjoy!

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Dear fans, no. Ok maybe another appearance of the Wyldemobile

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The Steve Dangle Podcast - March 20, 2014 - They Terk Reimers Jerb

In this episode the guys talk about Reimergate, the dark horse Tampa Bay Lightening, Steve's hilarious employment situation, and the next luvudangler.

luvudangler starts at 1:06!!!! we missed being on the podcast thanks guys

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Jeff took a deep breath before walking into Steve’s apartment. It was Steve’s birthday and he wanted to surprise him before he got home. He was going to surprise him with a trip to Texas, Steve’s favourite state. Jeff was hella pumped because he loved to make Steve happy.

He blew up dozens of balloons and put them in the kitchen. Then, he made a beautiful cake from scratch. It didn’t turn out very well, but Jeff figured that it was the thought that counts.

When Steve walked into his apartment, he was greeted by Jeff. “Happy birthday, bae.” Jeff said to his boyfriend. Steve blushed, “thanks Jeffie.” Jeff led Steve into the kitchen. Steve chuckled at all the balloons, and then the lights went out.

Jeff started singing happy birthday to Steve, but not in the traditional tune.  Steve was confused, “I’m confused,” he said.

Jeff was singing happy birthday to Steve in the tune of the #1 smash hit “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore. Steve couldn’t hold in his laughter, “how are you even doing this right now?” He snorted.

Jeff rolled his eyes, “it isn’t working but who cares. Look at the cake.” Steve looked at the cake. In big, black frosted letters, it read, “HEY DANGLEMORE CAN WE GO TO TEXAS?”

Steve’s eyes widened, “Are you serious?” He said with excitement. Jeff smiled and pulled out 2 plane tickets from behind his back, “Of course I am, Birthday Boy.”

Steve flung his arms around Jeff, “You. Are. The. Best!!!!” He exclaimed. Jeff smiled, “I know.”

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When Steve and Jeff got to Texas it was a little after 9pm, and they were ready to hit the club. They checked into their hotel and went up to their room.

“We are definitely not skipping the club tonight like we did in Buffalo, alright?” Steve laughed. “Agreed,” Jeff chuckled.

They put their bags onto the bed, and started getting ready for the club. It took them about an hour, but they were finally ready.

But then Jeff had an idea. “Hey Steve,” he said, “We’re here for an entire week, right? So I have an idea.”

Steve rolled his eyes, “No. We’re going clubbing. No. We skipped it in Buffalo, we can’t skip it now!!”

Jeff slipped Steve’s shirt off, “stop whining like a baby, Steve.” He said. Steve laughed.

“Well, you know what they say,” he started, “There’s only steers and queers, and I’m not a cow.”

Jeff stared blankly at him, “Steve, shh. That didn’t make sense.”

“Jeff, you shh. Only I can say that.” Steve laughed as Jeff slid down Steve’s pants and slipped Steve into His mouth.

He laughed, "I guess we have ourselves a bit of a tradition now, don't we?"

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  Some mornings Jeff felt like he couldn’t even get out of bed because of all the hiding he was doing. He felt like he was living a double life, one with Steve, and one with the rest of the world. But this morning, he knew anything was possible, maybe even coming out. Steve and Jeff had only come out to their friends, Adam and Chris, who were also gay. They were the only ones who got them. Jeff was tired of hiding. He just wanted his family and the world to accept him, for him. He knew they would, they loved him, but Steve was hesitant. He didn’t think that the world would be as accepting. Jeff didn’t care though, he was just sick of hiding. He got out of bed and started getting ready for the day.

            When he was finished, he called Steve. He was going to lay it all out and tell him that he’s going to come out to his family.

“Hey, babe,” Steve said when he answered the phone after several rings.

“Hey….” Jeff started, but he lost his words.

“What is it?” Steve asked, he could tell something was bothering Jeff.

“Steve I want to come out,” He said finally. He felt a nervous sweat creep down his back. They’ve had this conversation before, and it always ended up in an argument. Steve thought that if Jeff were to come out, all eyes would look at him too, because they were together 24/7.

“Jeff, you can’t…”

“I’m doing it whether you like it or not, Steve. I can’t take this anymore, I want my family to know that I’m happy, and if you don’t like that, then maybe we shouldn’t be together.” Jeff snapped.

Steve took a long pause and then sighed, “Jeff, I love you. If this is what you want to do, then I’m behind you 100%. Just wait, I’ll come over. We can tell your family together, and then I guess we can tell mine too.”

Jeff smiled, “thank you, Steve, it means a lot. I love you.”

When Steve got to Jeff’s house, he was really nervous. He had put off telling everybody for so long, he didn’t know if he was ready. But Jeff wanted to, so he had to support his boyfriend.

He knocked on the door and Jeff greeted him with a warm smile and a kiss, but Steve pulled away, “not right now,” he said.

Jeff rolled his eyes, “fine.”

Steve took Jeff’s hand and led him to the bedroom, “before we do this, let’s have some fun.”

He pushed Jeff onto his bed, and slowly slid Jeff’s pant down, and then started on his own. He got everything off and then started slipping into Jeff. He was almost all the way in when Jeff’s bedroom door opened. Both Jeff and Steve looked up to see Jeff’s mother standing there.

Steve whispered a faint “fuck” into Jeff’s ear. Jeff looked at Steve and quietlu sighed, “Caught red handed.”

Jeff turned his attention to his mother, still standing in the doorway, utterly shocked.

He shrugged, “Mom, I guess this is a good time to tell you, I’m, uh, I’m gay, mom.”

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"Hey, Jeff. I got you something." Said John, Jeffler's brother. He handed Jeff two tickets.

Jeff took the tickets from his brother and read them in his head. "Are you serious? You bought me tickets to see One Direction tonight? I don't even like One Direction." Jeff said, slightly disgusted.

"Yea, I thought maybe you could take Steve." John replied, nodding his head at Steve, who was sitting on Jeff's couch. The three of them were playing NHL14 together at Jeff's house.

"Huh?" Dangle said, not paying attention to the brothers.

"John gave me tickets to see 1D tonight and he wants me to take you." Jeffler told Steve.

"Yes." Replied Dangle.

"What?" Jeff asked.

"We're going Jeff, because the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed!" Steve said in his best singing voice.

"Oh lord, I guess we can go."

~~~~~

"Oh man, that was actually really fun!" Jeff exclaimed. They had just walked out of the ACC, soaked in sweat. He and Dangle had a great date, singing the few 1D songs they knew to each other.

"They were even better live than I thought!" Steve said to Jeff. He had never told anyone this before, but he was a secret One Direction fan. He knew all their songs, owned hard copies of their albums, and even had a favourite - Harry Styles. If Steve could date one famous person it would definitely be Harry Styles.

"I didn't know you knew so many songs." Jeff asked smugly.

"My mom's a big fan." Dangle replied quickly.

"Yea, like I believe that." Jeff laughed.

"Oh my god." Steve said, his jaw dropping.

Jeff raised his brow. "What?"

"Look behind you." Steve said quietly. Jeff turned around and saw five shadowed figures emerge from the doors of the ACC.

"Is that?" Jeffler asked. Steve nodded quickly, excitement building inside of him. 

They watched as Harry, Niall, Louis, Liam, and Zayn, walked towards them. The streetlights were casting a dim yellow glow onto the boys, making them look almost heavenly.

"They're more beautiful in person." Dangle whispered, clutching Jeff's hand in his. 

" 'Ello, mates!" Louis called out as the band approached Steve and Jeff.

"Hey! Great concert!" Jeff told them while Steve stood by his side, too starstruck to make a sound.

"Thank you." Zayn replied.

"Glad you enjoyed it." Said Niall.

"Could you tell us how to get to Bay Street?" Liam asked the pair.

Jeff turned and pointed to the road that was behind them. "Right there, fellas."

"Thanks mate!" Zayn said.

Jeff couldn't help but notice how Harry was looking at him, not saying a word. Jeff decided to smile at him, which caused Harry to blush and look at his feet.

"Can I- Can I get a picture with you guys? Please?" Steve asked, finally working up the courage to talk to the band. He usually was okay with talking to big named people, he even played games with Jordan Eberle once. But for whatever reason, he found it hard to talk to these five guys. Maybe it was because they were oh so beautiful...

"Yea, sure!" Niall said. They all gathered together and Jeff took a picture of them, Steve in the middle with a huge grin on his face, and the boys on his sides.

"Thank you so much! I'm such a big fan of you guys and your music..." Dangle rambled to the band.

Jeff stopped listening to his boyfriend talk to the boys when he saw Harry Styles walk over to him. Jeff had to admit: Harry was extremely good looking.

"Hey." Harry said shyly. "I'm Harry."

"I know," Jeff said, sticking his hand out for Harry to shake it. "I'm Jeff."

Harry smiled. "Jeff. I like that name."

It was Jeffler's turn to blush. "Thanks. You were really good today. I really enjoyed your performance." Jeff said, trying to work his magic.

"Thank you. Do you mind if I tell you something a wee bit private? It might be a little creepy, so I apologize in advance." Harry told Jeff.

"Sure, go ahead." Jeff replied.

"I think - I think you're really cute." Harry said quietly, looking at the ground, trying to hide his embarrassment.

"Harry, can I tell you something?" Jeff asked.

"Sure." Harry answered, not looking up from the ground.

"When you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell, you don't know you're beautiful."

~~To be continued~~

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last story made me cry :') gj guys ilu and dangler

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PSA

Hello fans of luvudangler! We would like to make it clear that we are not going to write any Adam/Chris stand alone fics. This is a dangle/Jeff blog so yea I mean we'll put them in ones with dangler but they won't be a main part of them ok :)

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Why do you hate Jeff? What I'm so lost

Jeff came to one of our parties once and did not bring alcohol

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luvudangler starts right at the 1hr mark!!!!

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“Can I open my eyes yet?” Jeff asked Steve. Steve had grabbed Jeff’s hand firmly and told him to shut his eyes. He led Jeff to the lobby of his mediocre apartment for a surprise.

“Not yet!” Steve giggled. It was valentine’s day, and Steve had a cute surprise waiting for Jeff. He led him outside and stopped. “Now you can open them,” he said eagerly.

Jeff opened his eyes to the Wyldemobile. He stared blankly. “Um…” he started, but Steve interrupted him, “I know it looks lame, but just get inside.” Steve ran around the vehicle to open the door for Jeff.

“Your chariot awaits, boo boo.” He gushed. Jeff rolled his eyes, “you’re ridiculous sometimes,” he said.

When Jeff got inside the Wyldemobile, he was greeted by Adam Wylde, in the driver’s seat, and Chris, in the passenger seat. Steve climbed in and shut the door. He reached under the seat and pulled out a heart shaped box of chocolate. There was a card that was attached to the front of the chocolates. It was pink with two panda bears on it.

The outside of the card said “I love you beary much,” and the inside had a cheesy greeting and “Dear Jeffy, I know we’ve had our ups and downs but I’ve loved every minute of it. Happy Valentine’s day, I love you. Love, Steve,” in Steve’s scratchy handwriting.

He blushed, “These are for you, Jeff. I know it’s cheesy, but I love you.”

Jeff was about to respond when Adam and Steve started cracking up, “That’s really gay, Steve,” Chris laughed. Jeff rolled his eyes; he thought it was super cute.

“I love it,” he smiled. Steve grinned with satisfaction. “Get a room!” Adam yelled, jokingly.

“You guys are gayer than we are,” Chris agreed. Jeff and Steve rolled their eyes in unison.

“Let’s just get going,” Steve said, annoyed. Adam started up the Wyldemobile and started driving.

“Where are we going?” Jeff asked. “It’s a surprise!!” exclaimed Steve.

When the Wyldemobile parked outside the restaurant, the two couples went inside and had a wonderful dinner. However, after dinner was the best part.

On the car ride home, Jeff reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a card. Steve opened it to find a white card with a red whale on the front.

The inside read, “I whale always love you” and it said “Steve, I love you. Love Jeffy.” Steve smiled at the card, but he hadn’t notice something drop out of it. 

Jeff subtly coughed to get Steve’s attention. When he had it, he slowly looked down at Steve’s lap. Steve’s eyes followed until he saw the gold condom laying on his lap.

“Ohhhh….” He said slowly and looked innocently up at Jeff.

Jeff winked, “that’s for later, happy valentine’s day, cutie pie.”

Steve grabbed Jeff’s hand and waited with anticipation until they got back to Steve’s building.

As soon as they walked into the empty elevator, Jeff pushed Steve against the wall and passionately kissed him. Steve’s mouth opened and Jeff stuck his moist tongue inside. Steve’s mouth was wet with anticipation, and their tongues gently danced together as the elevator doors opened. Steve grabbed Jeff’s hand aggressively and led him down the hallway to his apartment. He barely got the door unlocked when Jeff was pushing him inside, his groin growling.

Steve rushed to the bedroom, with Jeff following behind him. Steve ripped his shirt over his head and dropped his pants and boxers to the floor, with Jeff doing the same. Jeff stood in front of Steve, looking at his hard on.

 “Jeff, are you an official? Because you’ve officially given me a boner,” Steve laughed breathlessly as he pushed Jeff down onto the bed.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from us at luvudangler!