Lights

[boarofthenorth100]

I Saw My Reflection In The Pools Today And Felt A Twinge In My Core

[boarofthenorth100]

As I Gaze’d Into Mine Own Eyes

Some Thing Within Me Began To Burn…. It Has Yet To Extinguishe 

[boarofthenorth100]

Beautiful…

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[ruinedchildhood]

[victorious]

[eclecticblkgirl]

I’ve met this girl 😂

[rockpapersizzrs]

IM CRYING

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[flightless-boy]

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

[bird-big]

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

[carinteriors]

[twinsfawn]

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

[rotking]

boom click the sound of my dick

[the-grilch-gungus-deactivated20]

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

[rotking]

[manfuckyopride]

*doesnt jerk off for a day* i’m doing a cleanse

[turing-tested]

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

[metrophobic]

Kind of like a butthole!

[turing-tested]

thanks

[bombing]

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[gamoravandyne]

mcu fandom: thanos really loved gamora uwu his single tear made me emotional uwu!!!!!!

me:

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[merflk]

Me: *blows kiss towards bookstore*

Me: For Mr. Darcy

[metallicowl-deactivated20220727]

3:06 am

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

[hotvampireadjacent]

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s fair

[luxcapacitator]

I can’t believe tide pods went from a joke about proximity to death/suicide based dark humor, dissociation and basic sensory reactions to color/texture being “temptation” to teens actually putting the goddamn things in their mouths. Even the fucking “forbidden fruit” aspect of the joke means no one was supposed to put them in their goddamn mouths. The origin was this self-flagellating “she’s a cruel mistress” kind of agony, and now it’s “WOULDNT IT BE HILARIOUS IF I BIT INTO DETERGENT” the joke is you would die. So why. Would you ever actually do it.