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I want Hitoshi Shinso to absolutely [redacted] my [redacted] and then [redacted] [redacted] all over my [redacted] and [redacted] and in my [redacted] and then also [redacted] [redacted] till I’m just [redacted] [redacted].
so my super religious and republican family member finally unfriended me on fb and i was trying to figure out which post really put her over the edge and i think i figured out which one it might be...
enji’s fingers are thicker than some dudes’ dicks. like just think about that for a moment. he’d really have to train your hole to take him properly. even two of his thick fingers requires patience. his big thumb works steadily over your clit while he slowly works his fingers in and out of you, twisting this way and that, scissoring you to stretch you out, and if you lay back and just take it then he might even call you a good girl. what really gets you is when he’s all the way in, knuckle-deep, thoroughly rubbing your walls deep inside while his thumb works easily on your stiff clit.
please. please destroy me. please break my pelvis. annihilate me. turn me into human soup and jizz.
Yandere: I'm mindlessly obsessed with you to the point I would actually kidnap you so I could keep you safe and sound, so that you wouldn't have to work or worry about anything and I could just pamper you whenever I wanted
Me, mentally ill with debilitatingly low self-esteem, massive depression and anxiety, and just an overall general disdain for being alive:
A different Yandere: I'm not all mushy and shit but I do want to tap that ass and also maybe lock you in my basement if you won't go out with me because we belong together
Me, touch-starved, love-starved, and horny with the neurons in my brain lighting up like a Christmas tree at even the slightest sign of affection:
Y'all were not supposed to like this joke this much holy shit
It’s too late now. You have called us all out.
The Aizawa charm I won in the giveaway (from @knifeewifee 💗) arrived today! He’s absolutely adorable 🥺💕
(You should totally check out her shop here)
working on a theory that Animal Crossing is popular for the same reason Coffeeshop AU is popular for the same reason pastoral art romanticized an imagined idyllic rural lifestyle; that is to say we’re all just whores for fictionalized domesticity
this post is so LOUD
eh the tags are louder
You're probably sick of U.S. politics by now but listen the fuck up.
Trump passed an executive order called the "1776 Commission" which will ban schools from teaching about the slave trade. Under this order, teachers can be fined or jailed for teaching about it.
He claims it's "patriotic education" and that America was not founded on oppression but this is a fucking lie, it is a LIE. This is brainwashing, this is whitewashing, this is Nazi shit.
This. Is. Nazi shit.
There are 2 options now.
1. Congress manages to pass a bill in a 2/3 majority to override the order. I say 2/3 because we all know he's gonna veto it.
2. The Supreme Court declares the order unconstitutional. If a Supreme Court Justice is nominated before the election, this will almost certainly not happen.
Please please please I am begging you, spread awareness of this, call your senators, call your representatives, beg them to fight this, beg them to postpone a vote until after the election
@glumshoe @normal-horoscopes @halfusek @theshitpostcalligrapher @thebootydiaries I'm sorry to bother you guys but this needs to get out there, please I am begging you spread awareness of this,
Call your senators
Call your representatives
AND FUCKING
VOTE.
Our lives depend on this, please go out and vote, call senators and representatives. Get this fucker out of office in November because many people literally cannot afford four more years of his shit.
boost this shit. Odd, for someone who claims to care so much about trafficking and ‘draining the swamp”, banning discussion about slavery in general would mean that this is banned as well. Our president is banning properly historical education, send help
Yes, this is true. Not a myth. He wants to ban teaching citizens that our past has lead to racial inequality even more than a 100 years later. He calls it propaganda instead of education. I like how people seem to think dictators just pop up and start doing fascist shit. Nope, they take it one step at a time, making it seem normal and easing their supporters in. This is NOT normal.
Keychains
Hey! I posted Preorders of my key chains! My sister helped me out with these! Please check them out or share around till mean so much to me ! Thank you guys so much!
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This didn’t age well
Neither did Shirakumo.
Charm Give Away
I decided I’ll do a give away for 800 followers and the opening of my etsy shop! SweetsCharmsStudio I’ll be picking 10 people to get one of the follower, Hawks, Tamaki, Aizawa, Shinsou or Kirisima To enter is easy! Reblog with which charm you want and that’s it !
Follows aren’t required but are appreciated!
I’ll message the winners on August 15th!
THEY ALL LOOK SO PRECIOUS THO!!!
But if I had to pick, it’d have to be Aizawa 🖤
★ ねこ堂 | MHA log2 ☆ ⊳ various (boku no hero academia) ✔ republished w/permission
I’m so sorry but after everything imagine tying Hawks down, and he’s so excited for what’s to come, but you put on a strap and fuck the peacock in front of him instead as his punishment for being ridiculous
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU GUYS.
WHAT.
IS THIS THE WORLD’S STRANGEST CUCKOLD PUNISHMENT.
You’re just fucking the hole that you made yourself to make this possible. “Mmm, that ass feels amazing. So much better than Keigo’s.”
Said hero is tied up in a corner, growling angrily through his gag. He can’t believe it. To think that you’d set him up like this. Everything you’ve said to reassure him was all lies. You really did prefer that fucking peacock.
And the worst part? The peacock wasn’t even reacting to getting its ass plowed. Because deep down, it already knew it won from the very beginning. Hawks isn’t top bird. Hawks is a bitch.
The hero’s ass was nothing compared to his. Plush and cuddly, soft and squishy, and dryer friendly.
Hawks looked away in shame.
THIS IS STILL HAPPENING @smutbardpeach
The sequel I didn’t know I was waiting for
important psa
Awh, I always thought they were so pretty and had no idea they could be harmful
Can someone transcribe this? The water is really loud.
“Hey everybody! Here we are in the southern Appalachian mountains. We have a pristine Montane stream ecosystem, as you can see all around us here. I thought I’d make an educational video this morning. It involves this practice right here [gestures to rock pile]. As our national parks and national forests fall victim to human pressure, more than ever, this is something we’re seeing more and more of. Hopefully we can make this video go viral. This stream, as you can see around us right here, is a breeding ground for North America’s largest salamander, the Eastern hellbender. They can get up to 2.5-3 feet long. It’s part of our natural heritage in the eastern United States. When people do this right here - what they consider to be art - they’re actually destroying the breeding ground for the Eastern hellbender salamander. The Eastern hellbender will use flat rocks such as these to make nesting sites in these streams. So here’s what I would like everybody to do. If you care about our Montane stream freshwater ecosystems like this one around us here, when you see something like this, this is what I recommend doing: [kicks down rock pile]. Take the rocks, throw them back into the stream. The Eastern hellbender utilizes rocks like this. It actually feels pretty good to do this! [walks to other pile] This is not actually art, okay? This is destruction of our freshwater ecosystems. So I would like to encourage everyone: when you see this [gestures to second rock pile], do this! [kicks pile] I’d like to return our streams to their natural state for the organisms that live here. Thanks, and have a good day.”
@glumshoe
Thank you! Please leave nature alone -_-
I’ve finally finished my keychain deigns!! Y’all I e worked is hard on these you have no idea 😭🥺
I really hope y’all like these
If these do well the nexts ones I’ll do are Todoroki Deku Bakugou Kaminari and Present Mic!
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@lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten @softforshigi @theravencawsatmidnight @the-grimm-writer @pinkjeanist @luxivii @uacrack @queensynderella @beauty-in-ferality @kittifer @thedreadthreadanomaly @hummusatune @whats-her-quirk @gallickingun @honeytama
These are cute as fuckkk 🥺💞 I wanna hug ‘em
unfortunate word choice
present mic: break a leg!
midoriya izuku:
present mic after:
i'm literally begging you to help us defend our freedom of speech. we have eight days.
please reblog this post, especially if you live outside of the philippines. please help us.
i didn't make the carrd, but it's one of the most useful links right now. #JunkTerrorBillNow needs the most urgency, but there are other issues present too.
i'm begging you all to reblog.