[naturalkillercyborg]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd

[cyberbullyinc]

honestly astrology is fun but some people need to be more like this

[ilajue]

[ilajue]

tiktok sea shanty (cant find it on YouTube but it's one of my favorite videos it's a tumblr post)

do you not feel filled with love?

[saiient]

these are some of the videos I found nd loved

hope they make you smile!

[ilajue]

[ilajue]

[icarus-suraki]

I like a good subway singalong...

[hubblegleeflower]

I DO FEEL BETTER THANK YOU

[marta-bee]

Randos singing together is good, but you know what’s even better? When they dance together.

[amazoogle]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

“are u ok” no where is my kiss

[sickfake]

yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

[punacceptable]

*slaps ur ass* good post good post

[agador-spartacus]

To my catholic followers

[russiansandgod]

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[sadclowncentral]

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

whats this guy doin

[seltzer-deactivated20170116]

what guy

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

THIS guy