this is your exposè

you thought you were safe? no one is safe when their secrets are a disgrace disclaimer: no anons that involve ooc drama will be posted to this blog.

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who had the worst secret from family weekend?

The worst? Is that even a question? Did we all forget about Axel?

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top 5 ships at luxor

Let's see, we have in no specific order:

Minnie & Marcello

Gemma & Hunter

Axel & Maddie

Jackson & Maia

Kai & Jack

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If you had to bet, how much says Ceci sleeps with someone other than her “precious” Teo again?

This aged well, considering he isn't her precious Teo anymore and well... she's probably gonna sleep with Nate next. That's not a mystery

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did you hear sky page od’ed and died?

Did he tell you that himself?

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Please, Isaac was best dressed at prom hands down

I completely agree with this. Any other opinion is wrong.

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who's the worst date? sav for making out with her date's roommate, marcello for flaking on minnie, or isaac for showing up in that suit?

Isaac is going through a hard time right now, we can let the suit slide. But Marcello and Sav? There's a special place in hell for them. I can't really decide who's worse, but maybe Sav because who would even want to be friends with someone who makes out with their date's roommate... who's also their best friend's ex? Or maybe Maddie was never her best friend, wouldn't be shocked.

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did u rlly call marcello the school menace when i exist :((

Aw, Jack. You're more like the menace rat.

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ceci and teddy broke up. shocker

Truly shocking! I didn't think it would last as long as it did. They're like oil and water. He's too attached for her, she's too independent for him. Makes you wonder how many phone calls mommy's gotten already.

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okay but is sky dead and did he sleep with hunter

I don't keep up with those of Luxor's past. Guess we'll never know.

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maia and jackson were literally fucking on the dancefloor. didnt realize they're such exhibitionists

I think I heard somewhere that it was some odd prom king kink... good for them I guess. Not the first couple to get it on at a school outing and certainly not the last.

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did you hear jack broke up with juliet? turns out no couple is safe at luxor

I did hear that actually. What a scary thought Jack being single is. The amount of trouble I'm sure he'll be causing now is unsettling.

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Jackson and Maia are never seen in public together and the one time they are, they have their tongues down each other's throats.

I guess if you don't make too many public appearances, might as well make the ones you do make worth talking about, right?

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Well, well, well, prom looked awful fun. Let it all out, we’re listening!!

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Do you think that Teddy is starting to fall for Lennon again? They’ve been caught more than once seeming awfully cozy again.

I don't know if he's falling for her again or if he's just mending a broken bridge. Is it romantic or just platonic? Until we see some action, it's safe to say that they're on friendly terms.

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apparently marcello is the lucky person who got to spend the night with minnie

She could do better than the menace of the school. But I'm happy for her anyways.

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word on the street is that Minnie isn’t a virgin anymore

Good for her. Who's the lucky person who got to spend the night with the one and only Minnie?

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How much longer do you think Jack will be allowed to flirt with other people while pretending he’s in a happy relationship?

He surely isn't pretending all that well that he's in a happy relationship. I'm sure half the school forgot he was in one in the first place.