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“I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.”

— (via perrfectly)

perrfectly

areasonablydressedwoman

nobodyiswatchingus

tastefullyoffensive

Me as a professor

ACCEPT IT

Italy is the horniest country on the planet

hungwy

Horniness is derived from proximity to the Vatican

cloudytomboy

Horniness is like a hurricane and the pope is the eye

adrenaline

by Kyle Thompson

emmy4keri

this is already iconic

d1rtypaws

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

d1rtypaws

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

mrgulogulo

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.