Nates prius ignobilitatem

I'm Jordan, and I'm just your average 26 year old nerd and I post shit I like here.

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[oursidae]

[princessnijireiki]

[pileofknives]

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

[poundsofnothing]

If this happened to me I think I would survive it.

[angelicguy]

*to my wife sobbing in a wedding dress* Methinks the steampunk tophat was too much?

[kaydeefalls]

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

[rattle-my-stars]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”

“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”

“He can’t possibly-”

“shit, I guess he can.”

[mysillycomics]

[theygender]

[only-tiktoks]

[black-quadrant]

hello who’s a Homestuck in 2022 please reblog

[k16is]

whats upppppppp

[telltaletypist]

alright light em up vinny

[fleshanimal]

🤔 much to think about

[tenaflyviper]

Godzilla is such a good papa.

[angelicguy]

grateful dead logo looks like if pepsi was founded by nazis

[existentialterror]

fellas I’m knee-deep in a wikipedia hole (not unlike these horses), and I just

[fliesandlilypads]

[jakemoomoocow]

@call-me-remi

[spoonwizardd]

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[kaban-bang]

starting a forbidden Columbo merch collection, feel free to add

[technicallydirect]

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated T

[yoneda-emma]

reminds me of when I fought “ballsdeep69” in Dark Souls 3

It was censored to “bal***eep69”

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least