[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[absolutecreaturevibes]

Week 1 of Funguary 2024 is ‘Celestial’ themed and I LOVE how my star babies turned out 🩷✨🍄

I love this challenge I feel proud and happy 😊

From the top left:

Blue bonnet, lilac coral fungus, turkey tail, cystolepiota, filoboletus manipularis, angel wings, penicillium

[pointnclick]

remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair

[pointnclick]

"it's me, John Baldur"

[pointnclick]

"it's always baldest before the gate"

[pointnclick]

i love when he said it's balding time and just balded all over

[weirdness-is-good]

[catamelon]

[meh-tahuman]

[blackpyrefly]

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

[blackpyrefly]

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

[foxgirlmoth]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[magnus-rhymes-with-swagness]

[huffylemon]

[ralfmaximus]

Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.

Parks Official: No sir, you cannot

Parks Official: No. They are a protected species

Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them

Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them

Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye

After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.

"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."

I laughed. "Does that happen often?"

"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."

[fem-fatalist]

Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious

[iriis2]

[silicacid]

[pikestaff]

the older you get, the funnier using stupid internet slang becomes. the other day someone on discord told me their mom was younger than me and I said "skill issue". I can't wait to still be doing this shit in the nursing home

[byjove]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

[byjove]

they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it

[pankendev]

every website has a specific posting style and when you post in that style outside of that website it almost always reeks. it stinks. however when someone types in greentext format outside of 4chan it is always acceptable perhaps charming even

[pankendev]

do you understand

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[beaft]

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

we watched modern times in seventh grade n I saw this shot n just took it face value that he was a twinky butch. for three years

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

I only found out he wasn’t because in tenth grade the topic of old hollywood leading ladies came up w my friends n I went “I think it’s so cool how charlie chaplin did all those drag roles. she was cute too haha” n they all looked at me like I’d said something just truly fucking insane. which for the record I had

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[disneyweirdness]

[homoluigi]

[depsidase]

[transperceneige]

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

[transperceneige]

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

[purronronner]

WHY

[sigmaleph]

seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me