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The trail up to the summit was covered in wild blackberries that were just turning ripe. We stopped and ate for a while before continuing the climb.

girlsingreenfields

Photographed by Samuel Martin.

thetenderpassion

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Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

gender-evil-rose

*slow clapping at the dad*

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I always reblog this.

theweirdwideweb

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ruinedchildhood

dalishpariah

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

mintzy

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

laysiaprincess

“The staff count as people” has me dead

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My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

they-fae

I like the sound of your grandmother.

gojiro

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

roseate-rein

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

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ectoimp

And film was exposed using silver in the emulsion fluid for old photographs. But with more advanced photographic technology and things like digital cameras theres no need to use silver in the printing process.

I can imagine old vampires being super into selfies because they never got to keep pictures of themselves before.

iguanamouth

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

surprisebitch

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

thepowerwithin

At any given moment, we are able to choose how we spend our energy. We can either focus on the past, present, or the future; what has been, what is, or what is to come. Avoid giving too much energy to the past, for what has happened, has happened, and you mustn’t allow for it to pull you back from the greatness that is still yet to come.

Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin (via thepowerwithin)