heard on the streets

unofficial funny blog for the group. this is strictly for in character funny things. asks and submissions are open only for members!

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people of las vegas + onion headlines - 1/?

@romanfisherbrooks // @sibelerdcgan // @mateovicario // @olivia--sullivan // @dtctvbeefcake // @dilcnadin

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the gentle death of rita daniels + onion headlines

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Kyra: Are you posing?

Sloane: Google Earth. Always taking pics.

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Gabe: How are you feeling?

Rafe: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Roman: Hey Rafe!

Rafe: There it is.

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Nate: *sneezes*

Sloane:

Nate: You’re not even going to say bless you?

Sloane: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed

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Roman: Did you not have a happy childhood?

Rafe: My favorite toy was a knife, you finish the puzzle.

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Gabe: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Rafe: You are a danger to society.

Dilan: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Rafe: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.

Mireya: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.

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Matthew: I’m Roman Fisher-Brooks' emergency contact.

Police Officer: So you’re here to pick him up?

Matthew: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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Sibel: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Gabe: Do you mean literally or figuratively?

Sibel: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify-

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Dante: I think you owe me an apology.

Ophelia: I'LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL!

Dante: ...

Ophelia: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

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Dilan: You're really campaigning for Asshole Of The Year, aren't you?

Rafe: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Roman: Ah, it’s the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you’re not gonna bat an eye. You’ll probably just be like, “As you were.”

Charlie: That’s not how the forest works.

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Ferah: I can't speak to your past, but I think you might have an easier time, and maybe a little bit more fun, if you learn to trust people?

Mireya: The last time I heard that, I was dating a birthday clown, who painted my face in the night and was literally never seen from again