Who's prettier?
well that cats fucking hideous so you ig
Fuck you
nah I’m good thanks
Do you really think I'd offer myself to you?
“offer myself to you” sounds like some weird Victorian shit
Do you need me to dumb it down for you, then?
yeah sorry imma need a hand written diagram to really get what you mean
I'm not putting that amount of effort into you
really? i honestly truly really thought you’d do it
You have a weird idea of me in your head











