the dance of death

An independent roleplay blog for an amalgam of canon villains and antiheroes. Mun is 21+, NSFW and triggers will be present and tagged accordingly. Tracking my URL as well as individual muse tags. Written by Dannie.

[with-a-mighty-fall-deactivated2]

/drops a surprisingly tame lion in where he can be easily found-- probably nibbling on something somewhere in Stefan's kitchen. Shapeshifting mixed with travel is hungry work.

"If you ate my cookies, I’m getting a new throw…." 

[lxdansemacabre]

The animal rises to his paws, giving a shake of his dark black mane and what can only be a roll of odd green eyes, as if to say, 'Cookies? Really?' He prowls closer and then... Is winding his way securely around the outside of the soldier's legs and extending a low, thrumming purr in placation, as any housecat might, seeming unafraid of the weapon pointed in his direction.

[lxdansemacabre]

sans macabre;

may or may not definitely be back. who wants a thing?

[tokillabarton-deactivated201501]

can… can you read the text in the graphic? yeah? okay.

alright, this is your captain berfie of the starship uss trickshot talking. have i made this sound cool enough? if i have, lemme begin.

first off, holy shit you guys. it’s been what, 11 months ( i just checked it from mass post editor, i don’t know the actual birthday of this blog ) since i remade this blog from my previous indie barney, clockworkarchery some of you might know. and again, i seriously did not expect to reach 1000 here, let alone the rest 500. barney hasn’t always been this popular amongst the hawkeye fandom ( and i should be thanking team hawkguy for bringing my baby to this series since issue 10, getting beat up. what a ditto. ), but it was you guys that helped me get over 1500, and i seriously don’t know how to thank you. if i could, i would be giving each and every one of you a real hug, but i have no money to buy plane tickets across the world.

so this is me, attempting to give a very huge thank you by making a follow forever. why? you guys need the love.

now, i will not bold or italicise ( is that even a word ) anyone here, because i want to be equal here. these people are the ones i will forever admire and stalk, and the ones who are hella close to my heart already know themselves.

also, warning. really long list. like, really.

letters a to e :

aboutatonement // absolutepoison // accxdxnt // adamantiumsoldier // agaetliga // agentclntbrtn // agentdarcy // aloneandarmed

balancingtheledger // becketsenior // bishopnonsense // biochemisted // bloomisms // buruzai // bxmbastic 

callmeselina // casecraving // charmingrelic // codenamewinter // cutoffthehead

daddyissuesandadog // damnitbarnes // damnxright // danceswithjerks // deadlalapoolooza // derkleineamsel // dirty-paw // dualcorruption

edhelernil // exaltedking // excitus // evelynphoenix

letters f to j :

fakedpersona // fangedfirecracker // felinexfatale // felix—fides // feltlikerunning // figment—ofyourimagination // filiumvelox // forgerextraordinaire // fractxls // fxkter // fxrsakenme

gehennam // geniosuicida // griimm // gunsandscales // gxldilocks

harajukuharuspex // headofacoin // hraustr // hulksdontdoweak // hxbernis

idieoya // illripyourthroat // illwriteatragedy // imatinkerer // imnotafanofbeingpoked // infiltrxtor // isxwhim // itsofficerkalakaua // ivstitia // iwasborncareful

jimmoriarrrty

letters k to o :

karlasofen // kitpitt // knowfreedom // koscchei

lastlivingpotter // lateralthinkingman // libertyssmile // liiioness // ljuga // lumiino // lxdansemacabre // lxgis

magnetisedcatharsis // mayaechoes // mektig // memoryserved // missamericaabides // mkuundogo // motherofasgard // mutantism // mxhill

nefariouslywhitney // nerdyspiderman // newkidonthetrack // nogreatertruth // notafossil // notcaptainbritain // notyourjudas

ofmutants // oftheatom // onlyxstardust // oscxrp

letters p to t :

patriiot // pervigiltigris // phantasmagorix // pitynotawidow // pottspepperpotts // praeditus // princeofspartax // princessofthunder // proiciente // protegerex // psicopathos // purekickassery

queenxcersei

rechercche // regaliis // respectthegear // revengeandbloodshed // revvupyourharley // rnover // rusaalke

sapphirescales // sbjct7 // selfishheroism // sereniitas // servinglies // singlasses // slaughte // sleepwelljudas // soldatzimy // solemquis // souncivilised // somekindofsexthing // spacegallivanter // specialagentb-ward

tandande // tailofacoin // telepathic-labrat // the-blacksmith-in-armani // thirtxn // titaniumallxy // tonyandhisbots // tordenvaer // tosavegotham // toxichourglass // transwarptheorist // trxplett

letters v to z :

vingthor // vojaak // vulputate

wasthatnotprocedure // weburnxinblood // webpits // whodoesntlikeflowers // widowbite // widowx // wingheadcap // willstrayham

xaedificare // xegocentric // xerebrum // xornalista

also quick ps, i promised to do a mun video type thing in honor of 1500 follower mark, so please feel free to send some questions while you’re at it!

from turkey with love, berfie.

[tokillabarton-deactivated201501]

wait a fuckin second

lxdansemacabre liked your post.

have i done the dex right, senpai

[lxdansemacabre]

me senpai? shh no. no no. you senpai.

but yes you have done the dex much justice

[xshenzi-deactivated20140430]

   “Didn’t your mother ever teach you to not stare?”

             It’s incredibly rude, even coming from someone who can be rude - sometimes.

[lxdansemacabre]

"Don’t be cheeky."

          Then again, has she ever listened when it comes to things like that?

[lxdansemacabre]

sans macabre;

Scar had a conversation about storms with Margaery and it went from sunny outside to gloomy in far too short a time.

I had to walk home from therapy in the rain.

Scar bb, your words have too much power.

[shxriffwoody-deactivated2014071]

Anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal.

[soeuratous-blog]

         ”Speak as you wish, my Lord, you need not ask permission.           These are such troublesome times in which we live.           Perhaps the Gods have seen fit to shape the weather to match.”

[lxdansemacabre]

           "Thank you, Lady Margaery. Some do not extend me such a courtesy.             They are, indeed. Let us hope the weather does not see fit to match the times              too precisely, else we may soon be dealing with storms rather than sunshine."

[soeuratous-blog]

            — “Winter is coming, hmm?”

                “I have heard these words since the days of my youth, yet never before have I seen winter choose to come and go and come again as it has of late.”

[lxdansemacabre]

            "The weather seems lately as strange as the comings                   and goings in the city, if I may be so bold, my Lady."

[themedaskmemes]

THEME: RENT

"Would you light my candle?"

“You’re staring again.”

“You wanna dance?”

"Forget regret, or life is yours to miss."

"My only goal is just to be."

"Give in to love, or live in fear."

"So with a thousand sweet kisses I’ll cover you."

"I’ve longed to discover something as true as this is."

"You’ll be my king and I’ll be your castle."

"The only way out is up."

"MOO WITH ME!"

"Friendship is thicker than blood."

“I think I should be laughing. Yet I forget how to begin.”

"Stop! This is NOT my bar mitzvah!"

" If you give a damn, take me baby or leave me."

"But, hey, don’t you want your girl hot?"

"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"

"You’ll never share real love until you love yourself."

"You pretend to create and observe when you really detatch from being alive!"

"You’re living in America. Leave your conscience at the tone."

"I don’t own emotion, I rent!"

"How do you measure the life of a woman or man?"

"I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be, and more of a woman than you’ll ever get."

"Merry Christmas Bitches!"

"Give in to love or live in fear."

“Pookie? You’ve never called me Pookie..”

[lxdansemacabre]

      The cirque had taken him, accepted him,        when none else would, even his own mother.       This wandering vagabond had been left to make        his fortune on the streets of first Paris and then        Las Vegas-- his mainstay now, a place that needed        his pure oddity.        Erik stood before the mirror, contemplating the removal        of a gilded mask-- part of the show and a comfort        for his own bare vanity. Swiftly it was removed, tucked        away, the man glancing away from the monster for        a split second as he found its more practical replacement.                     -- He'd never been able to pay for surgery, after all.        This was his curse. To be a circus sideshow.                 'See the Phantom, the monster within us all!        Let him take you on a journey to another world!...'       Such pretty words for so sad a state. Erik didn't move,        not until a voice caught his attention at the door to his room.                          Did they not know better by now?

        "I am not ready--" He began, thick Parisian accent agitated,

         only to turn and face the onlooker, cover in place on his face.                                     "You-- I do not know you. Are you new?"              His tone is soft, wary.

[lxdansemacabre]

sans macabre;

omg, so many new people. i made it to 40 followers. hello there. who wants to do a thing? like this or come to my askbox.

[soul-of-awoman-was-created-below]

[lxdansemacabre]

sans macabre;

things i should definitely totally not want to ship: hannidex

[xnotfaiir--archive-deactivated2]

         ”I was walking home.

                  Had a late night at the diner.”

          She was lying. But she wasn’t about to tell him she broke down again and took someone with her.

[lxdansemacabre]

          "-- really?"

     He's fairly sure he can tell a liar when he sees one. He is one himself, after all.

[loneliestcreature]

「Oh, of course. The man with the hand-tick. Hannibal    wanted to smile, but he had the best poker face on. He     really was the devil at the bridge table, and, the poker    table. Oh, let’s be honest. He’s the Devil in everything.             ’ Unless you have a warrant, I cannot disclose any    personal information about my patient to you, Mr Morgan. ‘」

[lxdansemacabre]

      If smiles were being kept hidden, Hannibal's       wasn't the only one. However, if Dexter had known       exactly who he was in the room with, his smile       would never have been meant for the suspect.           'Right here, Dr. Lecter. Nothing to worry about.'           The warrant in question is quickly handed over.

[xnotfaiir--archive-deactivated2]

            “Was it, now?”

[lxdansemacabre]

         "I saw you out there last night, Jane.           What were you doing?"