All the jokes about Lambert being confused on Aiden duelweilding when he literally can also do so

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All the jokes about Lambert being confused on Aiden duelweilding when he literally can also do so
Just got insanely, disproportionately upset at the realisation that of all the Witchers that we can potentially see alive in TW3, the only one that doesn't have even have a chance of a 'canonical' death in the games. Is Eskel.
If everything went terribly, horribly wrong in a playthrough, he could potentially be the very last (known) Witcher still alive on the Continent.
Vesemir is scripted. Lambert can meet his end if he isn't saved by Keira or Geralt. Geralt's (and Ciri's) bad ending is death. Letho, in some choices, won't make it past TW2, and his Viper brothers certainly don't. Gaetan and Karadin can be executed by Geralt's own judgement. The other Cat Witchers are either dead or actively being hunted by soldiers for a bounty. The only other named Witchers I can think of are the ones who owned the Grandmaster diagrams, and I'm pretty sure all of them either died or became 'lost'.
Taking into account only the game canon content, if you chose specific options through TW2 and TW3, Eskel could genuinely be the last surviving, named, Witcher. And on the one hand, its a testament to how good he is, not just his combat skills, but also his ability to stay away from trouble. But, on the other hand..... Fuck, dude. The last of his kind, the loneliest man on earth. Shatters my heart if I think about it too hard
Too much witcher fanfiction either makes Vesemir a simple malicious child abuser, or a harmless and blameless old man, and frankly he's neither and both are boring as fuck interpretations of that character
Did he partake in the same culture that produced witchers for centuries and perpetuate practices which were, in fact, abusive by any reasonable definition? Absolutely.
But that doesn't actually indicate that he's heartless, and neither does him being a victim of the same culture/system make him blameless - it just basically shows him as being fully indoctrinated in it, at least before the fall of Kaer Morhen and the loss of the knowledge and methods needed. He suffered the Trial of the Grasses himself and still stood by and watched, and likely even assisted, as subsequent generations of boys were subjected to the same to make more witchers, watching many of them die in the process.
I think he did, in his own way, care about those boys, he certainly had a hand in raising Geralt directly, given that it was to Vesmir that Visenna handed her infant son. He is clearly shown to be rather attached to the surviving Wolf school witchers at least by the time of the books and games. He buried a lot of the same kids he raised and you can't convince me that he felt nothing about any of it. There's a lot of tragedy humming along in the subtext around Vesemir, he's a mixture of both victim and perpetrator, of someone who is basically a cog in a much larger machine that he could have stepped out of but was always too blinkered to see it.
There's a lesson there, for sure, and I could understand someone condemning him for it (Lambert definitely has conflicted feelings around Vesemir and is entitled to them, given his history), but flattening that into a kind of exaggerated cartoon villain portrayal is missing a lot.
(And very indicative of spending too much time among certain discourse circles on tumblr, probably.)
And he's also not just some physically and mentally busted-down old man in his dotage - He might show the wear and tear of approximately three centuries on even a mutant's body, but he's hardly puttering around in confusion either, and is clearly still capable of doing his job.
idk I hate how fandom handles characters like this - either reducing the muddied, gray moral aspects to black-and-white thinking or treating any character older than 30 like they're already drooling on themselves and ready for a nursing home rocking chair.
Maybe that's me being 40 and fed up with the kind of things 20 year olds write about anyone older than their own age, but I'm tired of the two-dimensional cartoon portrayals of both complex characters and complex moral issues.
(If you want simple, pat morality in your fiction, the witcher series is absolutely no the place to go looking for it, in any case - half the books are about Geralt learning the harshest ways possible that reality never spares an idealist's feelings)
Lambert: I just...I wish that you liked me.
Vesemir: Of course I love you.
Lambert: But do you like me?
Vesemir: I just want you to be the best version of yourself.
Lambert: What if this is the best version?
lambert would never have let the bloody baron live
It's a shame that so few people in the fandom talk about this quest ("The Final Trial"), or at least these two lines of dialogue.
The quest does an excellent job of showing why Lambert is the way he is. It gives us insight into his worldview, his values, and what he believes he is owed after what Destiny has taken from him (even though he openly claims not to believe in it).
I also think it would be interesting to analyze this quest alongside "Following the Thread", since he mentions drinking alone earlier (Geralt doesn't ask him about it, which is a shame [*1]), and we know how important Aiden was to him. Perhaps it was the loss of friends like Aiden (and Coën?) that made him even more cynical and sarcastic than he is in the books (at least to me it seems so).
This particular quest, however, also shows why he dislikes Vesemir and deliberately avoids him. Lambert is his Child of Surprise, and I’ve never seen anyone mention it in fanfics or posts.
([*1] dialogue about drinking)
Cyberpunk2077 x John Wick crossover in which the Temperance ending is chosen (so V is no longer alive). A few days pass and while Johnny is mourning, someone makes a mistake of breaking into V's flat, while he's sleeping or simply not there. This someone not only breaks in, but makes the mistake of killing/harming Nibbles (I SWEAR I'M NOT EVIL, I JUST NEEDED TO REPLACE THE DOG) and stealing Jackie's Arch or V's Archer. Johnny, understandably furious, then goes on a killing spree.
❝ Czy to jest miłość? czy to jest kochanie? Żadne z tych; zaraz ci mordy spuszczę lanie ❞
- prawdopodobnie Juliusz Słowacki do Mickiewicza w jakimś momencie swojego życia