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“Even covered in snow the gardens are beautiful.”
“It’s so cold, but I need a breath of fresh air.”
“Come on, A bit of dancing will warm you right up.”
“I think there is a couple occupying the coat closet…”
“That’s the good thing about winter, the gardens are always quiet.”
“Even the roses are frozen.”
“Think of it this way, the champagne is always chilled.”
“Did they just forget to heat the dance hall, or were they expecting us to wear our coats all night?”
“Your hands are freezing!”
“I’d imagine even with layers, skirts are highly impractical in the snow.”
“Is this a Christmas party or…?”
“This is fun and all, but We’re going to be snowed in at this rate.”
“They are giving Sleigh rides in the garden.”
“They caught me making snow angels and now they think I’m drunk…”
“The dancefloor is crowded, let’s go for a walk.”
“Why are you out in the cold?”
“Really? Are you really going to throw snowballs?”
“Don’t you dare! These are my best clothes!”
“I’m not going out there. I dressed for fashion, not practicality.”
“Merry Christmas.”
“People are giving gifts? I didn’t know we were giving gifts!”
“I didn’t know when I would see you next, so here.”
“Dancing in the snow seems romantic in theory, but treacherous in practice.”
“Look at all the couples using the cold as an excuse to cuddle. It’s gross.”
“Everything is silver and glittering.”
“From out here the lights in the windows seem so warm and inviting.”
“So you’d rather be out here getting frostbite than inside dancing and enjoying yourself?”
“Why am I here? You know I hate these things.”
“Booze and ice, what a good combination.”
“I stood under that mistletoe for 30 minutes hoping for some Christmas romance before giving up.”
“Oh sure, when I stand under the mistletoe nothing, but in the last five minutes about ten couples walked through.”
“I twisted my ankle on the icy steps, so now I can’t even dance.”
“We could always slip away, and slide in close to get warm.”
“Maybe you should warm your hands before asking anything to dance…”
“Look, it’s mistletoe.”
“You kiss them under the mistletoe, but you just laughed in my face.”
“It’s not a really a party until someone is stark naked passed out in the snow.”
❛ i care about your feelings more than mine. ❜
✗meme ll accepting
┆ 霧
she has been quiet once she heard of the return of madara. the criminal named sasuke. will there ever be peace? the mizukage was in the leaf village to speak to the hokage. she has not had the pleasure of meeting her yet.
mei turned her attention to the boy when he spoke to her. the nine tails. she has conflicting feelings toward his existence. to be trapped with such a vicious creature must be horrid for the boy. and the creature killed so many. a creature cannot feel empathy for others: can it? if she thinks too much of it, it may drive her mad.
the mizukage turned her attention to the boy and his words WORRIED her. someone who cares for other more than themselves is never good, especially in a time of war. she only shook her head.
“silly boy”
The Best of Gordon Ramsay Sentence Starters ! ( Contains Excessive Vulgarity ) !
❝ Get out. GET OUT! ❞
❝ Fuck off will ya, please? Yeah? ❞
❝ You’re a first-class cunt. ❞
❝ ‘Fine dining’? A fine fuckin’ mess! ❞
❝ Fuck right off. Fuck off. ❞
❝ Excuse me? Madam/Sir? Fuck me? How about fuck you. ❞
❝ A black jacket? You need a straight jacket. ❞
❝ I can’t believe just how inconsistent you are. ❞
❝ You go explain to the customer why you’re so shit, will ya? ❞
❝ ___, that’s enough. Fuck off and go put some more makeup on. ❞
❝ RAW. RAWW. RAWWW. ❞
❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not a fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞
❝ Today is about consistency. ___, are you consistently shit? ❞
❝ I don’t know how to wake you up anymore. You’re like a zombie! ❞
❝ You make him look fucking good. ❞
❝ Take one look at yourself in the mirror, because it’s a fucking disgrace. ❞
❝ You’re cooking a burnt pan you fucking dick! ❞
❝ You’re going to blow fire in your face you fucking donkey! ❞
❝ Leave it. Leave it! LEAVE IT! ❞
❝ You know what I want? I want you out. ❞
❝ You’re so shit you don’t realise what you do. ❞
❝ You’ve just confirmed, in my mind, that you’re not trustworthy. So fuck you. ❞
❝ You seriously surprised me. You surprised me at how shit you are. ❞
❝ I suggest you go buy a restaurant and put one table in there. Any more than that and you’d be fucked. ❞
❝ Don’t you dare. Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
❝ Listen here you fat-mouthed stupid little bitch. ❞
❝ You’re pissing around with something that isn’t working. ❞
❝ WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?! ❞
❝ Crap on top of crap on top of crap on top of crap. ❞
❝ I’m about to snap with you. ❞
❝ What are we waiting on? I’m waiting on some fucking talent! ❞
❝ If I were you, I’d dig deep, touch your balls, and wake up. ❞
❝ If you don’t get out, I’ll fucking drag you out. ❞
❝ What the fuck is going on?! ❞
me: i have an idea for a new plot
partner: oh cool what is it!
me:
SHIPPY SENTENCE STARTERS. feel free to change pronouns / change the sentence(s) to your liking. for multi-muses, specify who you’re sending the meme(s) to / who you’re sending the meme(s) from.
❛ did you ever love me? ❜ ❛ do you ever miss when we were just friends? ❜ ❛ don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that i would put in front of you. ❜ ❛ everything i have ever done was for you. ❜ ❛ i am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. ❜ ❛ i care about your feelings more than mine. ❜ ❛ i feel i’ve loved you forever. ❜ ❛ i guess if i love you… i should let you move on. ❜ ❛ i know that somewhere inside that cold, lifeless exterior there’s an actual human soul. ❜ ❛ i know that you love me… but you aren’t in love with me. ❜ ❛ i look at you and i… i’m home. ❜ ❛ i love you in every way that i can. ❜ ❛ i love you more than i’ve ever loved anybody. ❜ ❛ i love you. i will love you forever. ❜ ❛ i miss the future i might have had with you. ❜ ❛ i never stopped loving you. ❜ ❛ i remember thinking that i had to have you or i’d die. ❜ ❛ i would never let anybody or anything hurt you. ❜ ❛ if you love someone, you tell them. ❜ ❛ if you stay, i promise there’s no safer place in the world than right here with me. ❜ ❛ if you want to go… i want you to know that it’s okay. ❜ ❛ it’s simple. her or me. ❜ ❛ i’ll miss you with every beat of my heart. ❜ ❛ i’m in love with her, ok? ❜ ❛ i’m in love with you. ❜ ❛ i’ve loved you since the first time i laid eyes on you. ❜ ❛ i’ve loved you since we were kids. ❜ ❛ listen to me… i’m in love with you. ❜ ❛ no one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. ❜ ❛ she was… the love of my life. ❜ ❛ thank you for loving me. ❜ ❛ we look out for each other. that’s what we do. ❜ ❛ we’re going to have to work at this everyday but i want to do that because i want you. ❜ ❛ you always make me feel better. ❜ ❛ you and i? we’re messy, and we’re complicated, but we’re real. ❜ ❛ you are everything i never knew i wanted. ❜ ❛ you are the person i was meant to spend the rest of my life with. ❜ ❛ you can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away. ❜ ❛ you’re in love with me. i know you’re in love with me. ❜ ❛ you’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness. ❜ ❛ you’re my hero. you know that, right? ❜ ❛ you’re the lightest thing that ever came into my life. ❜ ❛ you’re the one that ran the moment things got a little rough. ❜ ❛ you’re the only thing i ever cared about. ❜
hello there , if you’re interested in interacting with an avenger with a taste for revolution; who is a paroxysm of rage && sarcasm , then look no further than uchiha sasuke, emotional wreck and the last of his clan extraordinaire from the naruto series. please like or reblog if you love questionable life choices and i’ll check your blog out out !
♕ WATCH A QUEEN CONQUER
New generation
┆ 霧
the mist has been covered for decades in their thick protection of mist. no outsiders have ever reached the kingdom of water and mountains. perhaps, it was a sheer thought that outsiders could reach this kingdom. but for what purpose other than war? no, the mist protects them as well as the various creatures who roam the wilderness. but today marks a new chapter in the village’s history. for today, outsiders have made their way into the shroud of the mist.
mei terumi, the empress, was having her long hair combed by her servants when the massive door to her chambers was opened by Ao. she gazed upon him from her mirror and she knew he was distressed by his facial expression. she, only smiled at him with her painted lips.
“you seemed troubled, my friend.” “OUTSIDERS are here! OUTSIDE the gate....my lady, I beg you, we must drive them off.”
she did not allow the words to change her expression, but her servant dropped her golden comb with a large gasp. the other tightened her grip on mei’s long blue robe. they were scared of the idea of outsiders: as one should be.
outsiders? how is this possible? she has never heard of other kingdoms. oh, yes it crossed her mind, but that was her imagination. this is reality, and she must make a decision that is best for her kingdom. the mizukage placed her hand on the servant’s shaking hand, slowly removing it from her robe. she walked over to ao, and placed her hand on his shoulder. hoping to ease his tension like water on a small fire.
“allow them inside. i will not have my people see blood shed. if they pose a threat, then we shall deal with them. “
Ao was not happy with her respond, but he HAS to obey. she is the empress. he left to follow her orders. mei waved her servants back to her and she continued to dress her in her riches.
the mizukage walked outside her massive palace with her trusted bodyguard, chojuro, behind her. her heart was racing inside her chest, but her expression stayed emotionless as she walked down the stairs. she cannot show emotion to these outsiders, they cannot see weakness. she saw them, and stopped a few feet from them.
“i welcome you to the mist. i am the empress of this kingdom, Mei Terumi.” now, it is time to see if this foreigner will be a threat to her and her people.
MEN FIGHT WARS—
WOMEN WIN THEM.
mei wont marry because she is too in love with kisame who betrayed the old emperor and left her all alone. she believes he will return and stop his criminal ways (which will never happen).
AO: it’s been seven years, my empress. you must move on from him.
Mei: why won’t you let me grieve for him?
AO: he was a traitor to our nation! He deserves a fate worse than death!
Mei: but he was mine....
AO: I thought we agreed that we need to put him and your twisted idea of love behind us. You can’t keep coming here!
Mei: Why not!?
Ao: *points to the servants* you there, sing for her. make her feel better
servants: yes, master AO. *being to sing with Ao*
AO: why would you want to be here? what do you see here that doesn't make you feel worse than you do. so tell me, what's the use of feeling blue?
*walks to her and removes kisame’s old sword from her grip *
Ao: why do you keep his sword? why keep up his old room? you have an army, take them to war. your servants are loyal. not like him. you have suitors, make a choice. you’ve got to be a leader! I know you love him, but there is nothing you can do. so, what’s the use of feeling blue? how can you stand to be with all of it? drowning in all your regret? wouldn’t you rather forget him? won’t it be grand to get rid of it all. let’s make a plan of ATTACK: start looking forward, stop looking back.
empress AU where Mei is empress of Mist Village. She was appointed by her teacher, Ao, who spoke highly of her. She had to work her way to the top with all means necessary because her power to rule over took her. In this AU she is the only ruler and everyone must listen to her. I believe there would be servants at her hand at all times (fix her hair, robes, etc.). Her bodyguard is still Chojuro. Her right hand man is Ao who helps with war ideas. She rarely fights due to the laws of being empress/emperor. However, she is a respected politician and warrior. The idea of marriage is always on her mind, but if she marries then she will not have all the control. she would probably marry a bodyguard if the time ever came to ensure she would still be most powerful. she has no alliance with other villages, because in this AU she does not know they exist.
♡ Character Interview ♡
GENERAL !
NAME . Mei Terumi NICKNAME . Mei AGE . True lady never shares her age SPECIES . Human
PERSONAL !
MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGION . She believes in good and evil, but no higher being. SINS . greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES . chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience/ justice KNOWN LANGUAGES . English, Japanese SECRETS . She does not share her past with her old teammates (Zabuza and Kisame) with anyone other than Ao. However, she does not tell him her plans for the future or the fact that she is aware Kisame is part of the criminal agent she must kill. She keeps her past bottled up from everyone.
PHYSICAL !
BUILD . scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT . 5″6″ SCARS / BIRTHMARKS . None ABILITIES / POWERS . 2 kekkai genkais. master of water release. terumi clan genetics (using lava release does not injury her organs)
FAVORITES !
FOOD . sushi and any form of a fish dish DRINK . hot water and tea PIZZA TOPPING . Extra cheese COLOR . any form of blue MUSIC GENRE . anything instrumental BOOK GENRE . Mystery and romance MOVIE GENRE . romance and girl themed movies CURSE WORD . Dammit, this is pretty much her go to curse. SCENTS . Vanilla bean, sea water, water lily
FUN STUFF !
BOTTOM OR TOP . Bottom SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Rarely LIKES PUNS . oh yes
TAGGED BY . @fierykage TAGGING anyone else who’d like to do it!
❛ i think you’ve made your point now. ❜
✗meme ll accepting
┆ 霧
she is surprised that the kazekage is as wise as he is for his age. such a young ruler. she has a bitter taste for young leaders due to the last mizukage. he allowed the bloody mist and helped in the horrid reputation of her village.
yet, now that she knows the truth of manipulation she feels pity for the ruler. but a young mind can easily be swayed by the sheer thought of power. so, the question lingers in her mind: will he sway to power?
she invited the kage to her village so she can show interest of an alliance. it’s been too long since her village allowed a peace treaty between another. her bodyguards pleaded with her to stay by her side, but she did not allow it. she has to let her guard down to allow others in.
she was speaking about the issues rising about madara, but her CONCERN of certain kages. those who are too old and refuse to let others in for aid: he should know who she speaks of without names. and there is another man, danzo: she does not trust him. && the growing threat of sasuke: someone the kazekage knew in his previous life of murder.
his comment makes her smirk to herself, and she does not look over at him. she keeps her gaze to the vast ponds filled with koi and various fish.
“i will continue to make my point until the other kages listen” for only a mizukage can aid the others in this new war.