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30//josef but call me josh

[trans-encore]

eastern europeans love tumblr because it's literally a website for complaining. and we fucking love complaining like nothing else

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[helila]

[beifongkendo]

"Glimpsing at the seabed through the water and the complexity of the light within, at a soothing southern sea." By Shigeko Inoue (2002).

Born in 1945, Inoue studied traditional Japanese and Italian woodblock printing. Her work focuses on nature, transparency and the movement of water.

[andmaybegayer]

[russian-dragon]

"Yeah, but I don't think he's gonna transition"

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[momolive]

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

[dracogotgame]

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

[vrabia]

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

[silk-and-sword]

the human body is capable of amazing things when it notices that it just picked up something that half a ton worth of pissed off camel would very much like to have back

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[kaibacorpintern]

I love when people reblog this post thinking it's about my passion for ancient Egypt.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old.

[ehlers-world-problems]

What do you call a dog who does magic?

A Labracadabrador

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay that’s pretty good

[zegalba]

Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[5-and-a-half-acres]

This needs a caption

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[hikari-ni-naritai]

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

[rainbowgod666]

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[megapotion]

[itsakindofbleep]

i love see through animals. like did u think that predators would not see the giant floating eyes orrr

[timidusaquilae]

there should be snakes in mimnecraft an they should look like this

[divineandmajesticinone]

ONE PIECE (2023-) I Zoro in a suit

[thoodleoo]

i cannot stop fucking laughing at the ridiculous snoot on this roman glass fish bottle

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thetyrannosaur]

just like chinchilla