ghostess with the mostess, bb

Kt. 32. Lesbian.

[koriofox]

[comradekatara]

can’t believe ppl think zuko is cooler than aang. zuko is not cooler than aang ever, but he was certainly not a cooler twelve year old than aang. zuko was and is one of those kids whos allergic to everything. he radiates the aura of that little boy from stuart little. aang threw an illicit party for a bunch of kids he’d known for less than a day and they all showed up. aang won every single fight against zuko he was ever in, and he never even threw a single punch. aang can fly and talk to spirits. zuko doesn’t even have a full pair of eyebrows. aang has glowing tattoos and a giant monster for a pet. what does zuko have? chronic migraines? please 

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]

[transmechanicus]

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[catskullery]

work in progress

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[ofagaysoul]

Artist @srayalin

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[i-am-the-oyster]

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[vividciggy]

Their beef will never not be funny to me

(Based on this meme of course)

[libraryleopard]

feast while you can has everything you could need. creepy supernatural being that lives in a pit. small italian towns and sprawling families. the existential horror of possession. your older brother’s hot butch lesbian ex-girlfriend. a dog named my dog.

[may12324]

Jagvi and Angelina from Feast While You Can.

A very horny and wild ride of a book. With a very sexy butch, and bratty protag. I love them both . Gotta be one of my fave books this year.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.