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reblog to win one of that

jess-abides

This is it, this is the one

animentality

mikkeneko

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

sanitymakesposts

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

sanitymakesposts

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

sanitymakesposts

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

evilscientist3

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

hymnism

making a collection

putridghost

Wait I have more

acemingo

bbyinblu

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

teathattast

kingcatnine

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

anxietyproblem

If only

great-and-small

My precious Tiger Salamander just turned EIGHT YEARS OLD I can’t believe it look how handsome he’s become 🥹

In 2018:

Now:

oceanasky

I made him something on Canva ^

great-and-small

Thank you for making this I showed it to him!!

anxietyproblem

artmagine

The beautiful vintage art of Jules Gotlieb

itsapmseymour

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

the-big-mood

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.