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Ride 27
We got some really strange fog tonight, it was slow and seemed to be rolling off the road. Combine this with rain and lyft pick up down a long, dark windy road, and I swore I was in a horror movie. Creepiest road I ever had to drive for a pick up. Luckily the passenger was not as scary.
My mother always tells me to be safe while driving and tonight was the first night I thought I was going to die.
Ride 26
Passenger: yeah I was scared about getting a DUI tonight cause they're doing cheek swabs and oh I smoke by the way
Me, choking on the smell of weed filling my car: oh you don't say
Confession 4
Everyone always compliments me on my pikachu "leggings" little do they know they're actually my PJs. Yes I drive in my PJs.
Ride 25
Picking up drunk gays is the highlight of my night like yes let us bond over vulgar jokes and please tell me about your husband because that's really cute and there's just this sense of freedom as soon as they get in the car. It's beautiful.
Ride 24
Let out a blood curdling scream as she left my car and I am still very concerned
Ride 23
Must have had a really long day. He legit passed out in my backseat. I had to wake him when we arrived at his destination. NGL it was pretty funny.
Ride 22
I think I just became best friends with this dude. Picked him up outside a club and he started to spill the tea on a date that ditched him and I'm like appalled. Sweetest guy ever and this boy goes and ditches him for another dude at the club. So of course I gave my passenger a pep talk told him he's worth more than that and he left with the goal of focusing and growing himself before worrying about dating. So proud.
Ride 21
I heard you crying in my backseat it's okay everyone has rough days just know that it'll get better I hope my terrible jokes helped a little bit
Ride 20
Found out today there's an entire network to get elderly folks home using lyft. It was an awesome ride. We talked a lot about Christmas lights. 10/10 would do again.
Ride 19
Tonight I found out that the Mexico/States border is a hot spot for lyft rides when I dropped off my passenger in a cul-de-sac filled with lyft and uber cars
Ride 18
She literally left an entire child at our starting point and did not realize this until we were 90% of the way to the drop off location.
Also one of the children that did make it into the car pointed out a liquor store to which another child said "oh I've never been to one of those." Neither child was older than 8 years.
Ride 17
I honestly think this was the best ride yet. It was a line ride which is the carpool service of course.
The ride started off with picking up dude A. We started chatting I learned he was a resident studying infectious diseases. I started making jokes about handwriting found out he did calligraphy and that was pretty awesome.
Then we went and picked up dude B. Who we thought was going to be a female cause the name was feminine. Turns out B had actually just gone through a break up and his ex requested the ride for him. He started talking about how she bought him a steak dinner and got him super drunk before dropping the break up bomb. I mentioned that A was studying infections and we start making jokes about the bubonic plague and the likes.
Then I get another ping telling me to pick up dude C. I never did learn what dude C was doing that night other than going to the movies but picking up C sparked a conversation about tv shows. This brought us to Netflix and eventually the show Black Mirror which only B had seen.
B explained the SciFi premise of the show and we got to talk about technology and how it advances and how far we could have been if it wasnt for the burning of a certain library. >>
At that point in the conversation it was time to start dropping off the dudes. They all were within a block of each other so that was easy. But man was that a fun car ride. I've never had a lyft line ride go so well. I hope I pick them up again some time.
Ride 16
You want the aux cord sure go ahead
I really don't mind it if you turn my car into a rave for a while it's a lot of fun
But when your friend in the backseat asks her boyfriend to readjust because she got turned on by the song you were playing
Hmmmmm.......
Confession 3
I love it when you want to make a stop for food or whatever cause it means I can park and chill for a little while
Ride 15
I've learned a lot more about mediums and psychics than I ever cared to know. These two drunk girls got in a debate about the legitimacy of psychics and mediums. One could not understand for the life of her why the other would want to get her taro cards read twice. Both seemed to come to an agreement that you can never truly know anything in life though so that's good.
Confession 2
I probably still remember where you live
Ride 14
Was super drunk and super handsy. What started as a shoulder massage slowly went south and I had to give him multiple warnings to back off. Luckily it was a lyft line and there was someone else in the car too so it was less uncomfortable than it should have been. But seriously buddy hands to yourself