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Miho: [hugs Yukari from behind]

Miho: [rests her head on Yukari's shoulder]

Miho, lovingly whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again, and we’re fucking done.

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Wakabayashi: How come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?

Miho: What do you mean?

Wakabayashi: You just seem nicer than usual!!

Miho: I'll punch you in the face if that's what you want.

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Tanaka: It’s fun but also kinda scary to think about parallel universes. Like, what if I was a bad guy?

Yukari: Well! Even though the chance of you becoming evil is like non-existent. You’d be a terribly weak enemy.

Tanaka: Jeez. Thanks Yukari.

Yukari, internally: He’d kill us all.

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[Explosion goes off]

Akira: Wakabayashi!!! No!

Wakabayashi: What?

Akira: Sorry. Force of habit.

Akira: TOHRU! NO!

Tohru, within the center of flames: Tohru, yes.

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Yukari: Cheese is just a loaf of milk.

Minami: This implies a liquid form of bread.

Akira: Beer.

Minami: excuse me?!

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Tohru: Why is every author a #1 bestselling author?

Tanaka: Why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste?

Wakabayashi: Why doesn’t Miho love me?

Akira: Why is every move the #1 movie in America?

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Akira: I think we should have glow sticks juice injected into our bones, so if we break them we get a cool surprise.

Wakabayashi: Uh, what’s the surprise?

Akira: Blood poisoning.

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Yukari: Life is an egg!

Miho: Explain?

Yukari: Has chickens in it sometimes!!

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Tohru: [Flips card] Oh, I got death

Psychic: Don’t worry! It doesn’t actually mean death!

Tohru: [visibly disappointed] Oh.

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Tohru: When you become famous you’re called a Legend because your leg ends.

Tanaka: What?

Tohru: Your leg.

Tohru: it ends.

Tanaka: I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong?

Tohru: Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

Tanaka: I mean. At some point it does. Yes?

Tohru: Then what’s the problem?!

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Yukari: What if all your online follows actually followed you irl as hallucinations or something

Akira: nothing out of the ordinary

Yukari: Idk who this is about, you or me, but it concerns me either way.

Akira: As I said. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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Yukari: you know I threw a boomerang a while back.

Tanaka: and then?

Yukari: I now live in constant fear that it will one day return and smack me-

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Yukari and Miho: [playing Pokémon Let's go Eevee! And squealing at the cute Pokémon]

Minami: let's go Eevee, more like let's go sleep deprivation because you two are so fucking loud!

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Miho: How many times do I have to tell you? You’re annoying. Feel free to crawl off and die.

Wakabayashi, later talking with Akira: You know I really feel like me and Miho got a little closer today!!

Akira:...

Akira: you really didn't

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Yukari: [texting Tanaka] OK SO I GOT WITH MY FRIENDS TO HANG OUT AND NOW IM THE SMALLEST IN THE GROUP I USED TO BE ONE OF THE GIANTS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN

Tanaka:

Tanaka: since when were you tall?

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[Thoughts on being short]

Yukari: Everyone is so taller than me lmao I get my shoes from the kids section lol!

Tanaka: I will make them pay for the way I was treated. The streets will be ruined by those who made mocked me. All shall perish from the rage of the oppressed. My vengeance draws near.

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Wakabayashi: Good romance look like;

Wakabayashi: Open communication, a willingness to be compassionate, and understanding and mutual respect.

Wakabayashi: Meanwhile bad romance looks like;

Wakabayashi: Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga oh-la-la!