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#sebastian smythe #don’t know if this has been done but I #saw this on TikTok and immediately thought of Sebastian

It is so annoying being a fan who hates one of the main characters and one of the main ships and who’s favourite character only appears in like 5 episodes (all of which center around said character and ship), cause I’ll see a post about the show or listen to one of the songs and go “I should rewatch glee” and then I remember that there’s no way to do that without having to see them, and then I just don’t

#anti blaine anderson #anti klaine #and they take up the entire show -1.5 seasons #it’s impossible to watch around them

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What's the best nickname for Kurt to use for Sebastian?

Seb

Bas

Bastian

Sebby

None (he should just call him Sebastian)

Other (tell us in the notes!)

Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

#it’s between seb and bas mainly #like both of them equally #but I also do think he’d change it up a lot #between those two and others (including ones that have nothing to do with his name)#and I think sebastian could tell what mood Kurt is depending on what name he calls him

Been having thoughts about glee (unfortunately) and like… why doesn’t anyone (on the show and in the fandom) ever acknowledge that what Sue did to Kurt and B/aine in S6 was assault? Like if you force someone to kiss you at gunpoint that’s assault, but if you force someone to kiss someone else at gunpoint… that’s also assault? Same thing with locking two people in a room and forcing them to either kiss or starve?

#sue sylvester #kurt hummel #not gonna tag him cause I don’t wanna #cw sa mention #people say that b/aine cheated when like…#they were assaulted?#sure the stuff after and the emotions and stuff could maybe count #but they were still assaulted?#(by a representative of k/ainers… which k/ainers have since defended 👀)

smythecriminal

I made a quiz :)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/garfieldsmythes/answer-these-random-questions-and-ill-tell-you-wh-j2pcci6zi

Have fun and don't come for me

#Sebastian #thank god #I was about to throw hands if it wasn’t #jk but also… 👀

#kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #kurtbastian #lyle the art guy #they power they would’ve held as a Dalton power couple

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ok now take this glee-related quiz :)

#figgins #‘I am throwing a brick at you rn’#very accurate #10/10 #I am also incompetent and very forgettable

blambastians

sebastian smythe + character tropes [x]

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Dni if you

Like the show version of Sebastian, think Tike was the healthiest ship, think S5 DROMP is better than S1 DROMP, think river deep mountain high was Santana and Mercedes’ best duet, call Klaine the “gay ship for the straights”, send anon hate about glee in the year of our Lord, have Brittany or Finn above Artie in your character ranking, get angry at Unique for cat fishing Ryder but excuse what Kitty did to Marley, hate Burt, argue that new fans (post 2015 fans) aren’t real fans, Ship Jarley but don’t ship Puckleberry, think the unholy trinity were better than the troubletones, get mad when people suggest Blaine wasn’t white, think Finn was the best male vocalist, call a character out for doing something but keep your mouth shut when Santana pulls the same stuff, or your favourite character is a Warbler OC.

#just 3 #genuinely surprised it wasn’t more

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will literally not stfu about sebastian smythe hes a horrible person with no redeeming qualities and id walk into fire for him.

#❤️ ratbastian my beloved ❤️#sebastian smythe

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Truth time: Don’t Cry for Me Argentina was one of Kurt’s simplest and least theatrical performances on the entire show (while still damn good), and anyone who thinks he was trying too hard is off their rocker.

Also, why would you stress the importance of blending in/being part of a team to someone auditioning for a solo? It would be one thing if he was auditioning just to join the Warblers, and he charged in with a flashy number meant to show off his abilities as a solo performer *cough* It’s Not Unusual *cough* and they were critical of it because they needed him in choir mode–but that wasn’t the case. He was auditioning for a solo, and no one wants to hear a solo sung in choir mode, ‘cause would just be boring. A good soloist should stand out, and he should be good at singing with feeling, and blocking, and connecting with his audience, and Kurt’s audition showed all of those things. The Warblers/Blaine are just too hung up on themselves to recognize a valuable team member when they see one.

❤️ Kurtbastian ❤️

#sebastian smythe #kurt hummel #kurtbastian #that’s it that’s the post