A fkin nerd

Lynda

[omghotmemes]

It all comes full circle

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[crusaderwario]

[porterr-robinson]

[mercurybomber]

[neko-gifs]

bo_mang_co: 왕관착용법 How to wear a crown.👸🏻

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

“prove it”

[sigmarikz]

“What’s in it for me?”

[o-dawgtheinvincible-deactivated]

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

[knifefightscene]

im mhdfhfsghdghdfhgc

[heyitsmeterra]

the ad breaks are SENDING me

[retrogamingblog]

[harrypottersonicobama]

[fruityogurt]

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

[onlytwitterpics]

[mysharona1987]

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

[lyndopolous]

Hey guys go watch Black Spot on Netflix

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[yallstillhere]

we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

[wombshaker]

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Merry Christmas