The Artist Formerly Known As Clonewars-Headcanons

Hi, I'm Lynn! 25, married woman as of 2025!! blog contains nsfw fics!!

[lynn-writes-things]

masterlist!! 

hello! welcome to the shit show!

my name's lynn, I’m 23, I use they/them/she/her pronouns, I’m bisexual, and I write sometimes! what do I write for? I'm glad you asked! here's the fandom's I've written for so far, I put them all in their own little sections for you so this post isn't so cluttered!

Star Wars (put it first cause I know that's what most of y'all know me for)

Attack on Titan

Jujutsu Kaisen

also I have a Danganronpa side-blog, maybe I'll post an update there someday 😅

I also may or may not have another secret side-blog somewhere where I write harder kinks.. if you find it, pls don’t expose me, I have irls who follow this one here 😅

IN ALL MY WORKS I TRY TO MAKE READER AS NEUTRAL AS POSSIBLE!! Both in gender and skin tone!! I do tend to write afab reader in mind, but I do try to avoid gendered terms in 90% of my works, and I make an effort to avoid describing the reader as blushing (I try to use terms like “you feel your skin heat up” instead of describing an actual colored blush appearing) I accept that I do make mistakes and slip up, but I do always make the attempt to make my fics inclusive for everyone unless specified otherwise 💙

request status: closed!

THIS BLOG CONTAINS NSFW FICS!! (tagged accordingly)

where else am I?

twitter !

ao3 !

[lynn-writes-things]

sometimes you see a post about somebody sharing their experiences with touching a hot pan

and you think to yourself “wow, that seemed painful! I haven’t touched my hot pan in awhile! surely if I were to go back and touch it again, it wouldn’t hurt THAT bad this time, right?”

then you end up having to sit alone with your wounds inflicted out of sheer stupidity because how do you possibly explain to somebody that you touched the hot pan WILLINGLY because you had forgotten the pain it brings you?

that’s what revisiting your trauma is like.

[lynn-writes-things]

Let a guy sleep in for his birthday why dontcha? He’s clearly had a long night..

[lynn-writes-things]

y’all fuck with the lesbeans?

[lynn-writes-things]

“I just want to live. Is that so wrong? Why doesn’t anybody else want that?”

[lynn-writes-things]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RN AND LOOK AT HOW HAPPY MY DOG IS WITH THE LITTLE SCARF I CROCHETED FOR HER!!!

*this is Peanut, she is a 10yo chihuahua/terrier mix, and her tear ducts do not drain properly which is why her eyes are so wet (she gets them wiped with warm water daily so they don’t become booboos)

[anthropophagiaa-deactivated2026]

Girls always start dating the most awful man and start saying things like "he's my rock." Yesss girl, and you are Sisyphus. Have fun with that one.

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[lynn-writes-things]

fr tho this entire year has been INSANE

like, I saw Halsey LIVE for the first time in my decade of being a fan!! I’m a cafe manager now! I own a house with my husband (who I’ve had a crush on since high school 🥲), who I married on HALLOWEEN!! AND we’re having a kid!!

[lynn-writes-things]

hi I’m still here and I’m currently unemployed (seasonal worker) so I’ll be trying to write more again, if yall have any ideas :)

rn I’m super into bleach, fire force, jjk still, loosely into mha, ffvii, ffx, and danganronpa but I’ve got the side blog for that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[hembrista]

Bela Lugosi about his female fans 

[fine-ass-fatshion]

This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'

There has got to be a better option.

[whiskeydickclaws]

From a first aid and CPR trainer, who is also fat.

The heimleich is scientifically as effective as slapping someone VERY hard on the back. The only reason it's so well taught is the man that invented it did a lot of great PR for himself. It's also a bit easier for smaller framed people to get the necessary force in, because people are often extremely scared to hurt people, even in life threatening situations.

With larger bodied people, whether they be fat, tall, muscular, etc. If you cannot get your arms around them, literally just slap the shit out of their shoulders. You want hard, open palmed slaps right in the center of the shoulders or slightly below.

If they are too tall for you to reach that high, guide them to lean over the back of a chair, and then slap slap slap slap slap.

It's been proven to be just as effective through many studies. It just doesn't have a trademarked name and a dramatic effect in film.

If you have to do CPR on a larger bodied person, again, fat, body builder, tall and broad, whoever, the trick to finding where you want to put your hands if going to be to take your hand and shove it in their armpit. No seriously. Put your hand in their armpit, then drag it in a straight line towards yourself until you're in the center of the chest, then put your other hand beneath that one. This is where you push. Then you are going to move the arm closest to you out of the way so you can get closer to them, and get the leverage you need to press down for compressions. The more of your body weight that is over your hands, the better the compression will be. Act like you are trying desperately to pack the last of your clothes in a suitcase, and just slam down hard on their chest.

They will make *horrible* noises. You might even break ribs.

But a broken rib is better than being dead.

One day, perhaps, other CPR and First Aid instructors will actually know and teach this shit. But the medical field is filled with people who don't know, don't care, or just outright hate fat people. So while this information won't fix your complaint, I do hope it helps someone out there with saving their loved ones, should it ever be needed.

[sleepydumpling]

Information that will save lives.

[ilovewhales]

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

[myrottingbrain]

fucking help meeee

shunsui kyoraku, the man that you are