Ever read about the frog that dreamed of being a king, and then became one? Except for the names and a few other changes the story's not about me, but it's the same one. Well I've got an emptiness deep down inside and it won't let me go. Earth's just fine but heavens not mine, I'm stuck in between with no where else to go!!! I AM!!!!! GOD DAMNITT, I AM!!!! Croak croak croak, imputantly demanding action like an uncircumcised Philistine. Do not try this at home without protective eye wear, gloves, smock, fire extinguisher, and Super Magnum condoms, ( K-Y is optional).



















