Matthew

Computer nerd and comic book geek 53/m he/him/his.

[selena-soto]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

[kaelio]

I literally don't even have any moral problem with this whatsoever. They make their money producing a product everyone likes for a price virtually everyone can afford. It's the world's tasty brown water.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cazort]

in the category of stories that are already slightly weird and then nonchalantly take an even weirder turn in the last sentence

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🐸 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/scene-stealer-126433759

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

[heartseeker]

i know i’m op but mood

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[socialistexan]

[389]

[dear-julien]

Don’t you just hate it when that happens

[pinene]

Yeah like your portal doesn’t need to be taking up 3 fucking spaces. Americans are so entitled

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[the-quasar-hero]

Posts aren’t real, you fucking idiot

[swankyangles]

The levels of denial that some political actors will stoop to is baffling.

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[fellator]

women dont want me. fish dont fear me