The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it
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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it
Any/all now btw
can you imagine not hating men, though? like what even would that be?
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always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman
Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol
POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models
notice how he didnt ask for irish american chan?
AGP? Like.. A guppy? I love guppies! Hehe! Yay! Cucked beta...? I LOVE betta fish! They're so pretty! Hehehe, I can't believe you love fish too! Do you wanna go to the aquarium with me? Huh? I'm an egg...? No silly! I'm a tadpole, hehe! A lot of fishies lay eggs.. but I'm not a baby anymore! How rude! Huh? Boy... moder.... Oh! You mean sequential hermaphroditism! You must really be a fish expert! Yeah! A lot of clownfish start as males but become females later in life! Aren't fishies just the best???
Whoaaaaa!!! That's an awesome sharky plush! What kinda shark is it?? Blahaj...? Oh! Oh oh! That means blue shark doesn't it! Blue sharks are migratory, hehe, that means they travel loooong distances every year! I wish I could travel.. I'd go see the ocean! I love sharkies and orcas and fishies and squids and octopi and... HUH?! You've never seen a fish in real life before?! That's not okay! We're going to the aquarium right now! Aww.. It's okay! You look nice! The fishies won't judge, eheh, you look like a girl to me! C'mon! If we're lucky we'll get to see the new tiger sharks!!!
the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline
the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn
the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline
This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul
Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.
Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.
His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.
Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.
He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that
you have to get that when someone calls a woman mannish as an insult, that's uncomplicatedly just misogyny
punishing women for perceived failures to perform patriarchal femininity is not remotely "misandry," because it's not about a hatred of men or masculinity. it's about punishing women for not performing our roles. men don't get punished for being men
furthermore, I think a lot of people, trans women included, lose the capacity to understand this when the target is a trans woman. transphobia doesn't cancel out misogyny just because it misgenders trans women. the transphobia provides cover for the misogyny
transphobia is an excellent trojan horse for misogyny, because it suggests its target could not be a target of misogyny in the same breath that it, you know, targets its targets with misogyny. your shooter is arguing that you're biologically immune to bullets while shooting you
if I tell you that women are being put in men's prisons and subjected to sex slavery in which they are called the "wives" of male inmates they become the property of, does it change anything that these women are trans? does that make it not misogyny? look at who benefits from misogyny and who is bound by it
okay. okay here's my thing about "tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit." I like the post, the text has a compelling pace, it got over eight hundred thousand notes for a reason. it's from 2018, and the eco / folk / eldritch horror tumblr genre definitely did already exist then, but it was newer so the post felt more novel at the time. I say variations on the "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" line constantly, I like it, I really do. that isn't how fungus and decay works irl, but I understand the idea being conveyed and can appreciate the emotional effect it elicits, which is really all I'm looking for when it comes to horror media, including social media based horror microfiction. I find the way some people talk about the post nowadays as though it personally Ruined all creative writing circulated on this site Forever and like it is somehow solely responsible for artistic displays of hegemonic christianity to be, like, silly. that is obviously not the case, it's a very "great man" way of analyzing social media trends. this is one person's short horror-comedy prose poetry text post about bursting into tears while trying and failing to shoot a mushroom with a gun. okay. but now, Here. here is My Thing. that is not what "extant" means. like at all. and, again, I understand what it's trying to convey in the context of a punchy one-liner, I don't begrudge the post's author using a word incorrectly, but I think they probably meant auxiliary, external, exiled, or extrinsic. "extant" means "something that exists," what the line actually says is "decay exists as an existing form of life," and if you want to reference it elsewhere then you really neeeeeed to change up the vocab or else you're going to end up saying a line that makes no sense. okay that is all.
I put a pokemon colosseum playthrough in the background at work and I forgot how incredible the energy of the random NPCs was
it is crazy to me that they made the arizona region a barren wasteland and the England region a thriving wilderness... you got those backwards bud
Fishing is the original gacha game
Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.
"yeah this is a totally platonic rivalry" you are literally doing this
This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.
Aircraft Mechanic (angry): Hey! You're trying to fuck my wife!
i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.
This goes way beyond chest compressions!
You've probably seen these around they're pretty common in the US. It's an automated emergency defibrillator. They detect arrythmia and if necessary deliver electric shock.
They are very easy to use and are meant to be used by bystanders
Inside are patches that look like this:
Note that on a woman the placement is on the breast and below the breast
You need to take off the bra. YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF THE BRA
Even the manufacturer says to take off the bra so it doesn't CATCH ON FIRE or BURN the poor woman.
Remember NAKED is better then DEAD