Seriously, I'm kidding.

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[buzzfeedlgbt]

Meanwhile, in Scotland… 

[yurarcher]

why is it that when we talk about straight couples, kissing and pda and sex is the first thing we talk about, but when we’re talking about non-canon gay couples, ‘they should just talk about it and kinda start dating, i mean kisses and all would be totally out of character’?

well, listen to me, sweetheart.

the only fucking time kisses, pda and sex (or some of those) is out of character is when said character is asexual (which doesn’t even happen half of the time (hi, r*verdale)).

somebody might also be uncomfortable with all these things for other reasons. but when people say that they ‘would be uncomfortable’, while that character was in a committed straight relationship with all that and more, it’s just bullshit.

repeat after me: IT 👏🏾 IS 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 OUT 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 CHARACTER 👏🏾 JUST 👏🏾 BECAUSE 👏🏾 IT 👏🏾 IS 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FUCKING 👏🏾 STRAIGHT

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

[plumber-with-a-gun-deactivated2]

I love this.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

There should be more stories like this

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

I’m literally. Crying. 😂😂😂

[rosesandstilettos-deactivated20]

Susan, I’m starving 😂😂💀

[lolwtfmemes]

Take one for the team

[abandoned-as-mustard]

is everyone ignoring the fact that all they have to do is get hit by a bus to go there for free

[disaster-bastard-bruh]

who wants to die so everyone else can pass their finals?

[freeadultgame]

[asking-jude]

Source

[devildaisies]

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

[devildaisies]

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

[devildaisies]

im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

[thatsthat24]

That Magical Switch 🛏

[toralei]

knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed

[gifcraft]

[outrunmyself]

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

[running-on-oatmeal]

Always reblog.

[golddsharkk]

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

[niambi]

[hplyrikz]

Have you ever sacrificed so much for one person? Just to see them happy even if you’re hurting on the inside? Then they just leave like nothing happened, like all those years you spent together meant nothing at all.. If you feel the same way I do, take 2 minutes out your day and listen to this song. It may just change your perspective..

[seinfeldia]

[colorfulfades]

colorful fade 17769 - #fdf697 and #fc2944

[intriga-hounds]

he is fierce!!!!!!!!

[noodle-dragon]

I LOVE HIM AND HIMS SQUEAKS