The Awkward Agent

40/F, Trans lesbian, poly, plus sized, and happy with that.

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[b0tster]

just saw someone say 'well trans woman are infertile so they wouldnt need condoms' and that is so many layers of incorrect i had to sit down lol 💀

[awkwardagent]

To clarify, only *most* trans women are infertile. Nothing is 100% short of vasectomy or tubal ligation. And those don't prevent the spread of STIs.

THE LESSON FOR TODAY: Wear a condom, you grubby little shits. I don't want to catch whatever's festering on you.

[udderlycute]

if u like big titties and u expect them NOT to sag................... 😒😒😒

[udderlycute]

Like what kinda backwards bs?? If ur gonna like something don't half ass it. Don't say u love fat girls if ur not gonna love everything that comes with being a fat girl- stretch marks, cellulite, rolls, etc. !!

[udderlycute]

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE WHOLE FAT GIRL PERIOD

[verytinybun]

Unless someone specifically asks, keep your mouth shut.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[brpdood-deactivated20240103]

Fuck it lets see what happens

[gassycow]

pleaaaaaaseeee roger pleaaase

[corrach-deactivated20251201]

why not

I’ll take what you’ll give me roger

[awkwardagent]

You know what, screw it. How often do you get to see a friend-shaped fish? Say hi to Roger, everyone.

[futurechubbybunny]

wg and bimbofication are such a fun combo

like who says bimbos have to be skinny? big pretty tits, big pretty ass… don’t you think that looks awfully empty without a belly to match?

getting dumber with every pound you put on.. more and more eager to be used and objectified… just a big fat piece of eye candy. and just looking at that waistline of yours, we all know you love candy!!

[ebc-art]

Feeder Moms

There seem to be a fair amount of unrepentant feedees who get obscenely fat off the doting care of mothers willing to keep their sweet little angels bloated, swollen and useless

If you look at your child drowning in excess flesh and to keep shoveling goodies into them, there needs to be some sort of crossed wiring in there- no good parent without something a little wrong with them would see someone they're supposed to nurture into their best selves struggling to move their bloated body or even breath and keep enabling them- keep making them even fatter and more pathetic

I think more often than not, these moms are feedists, too - kinks are inherited, after all, and most feeders and feedees feel at least a little of both impulses

Feedists tend to have more than just a sexual desire to dote and care for those they love. It's a drive inside us to make sure the people we love and care for are never hungry, always satisfied.

Fat, and happy

I think most of these mothers never don't realize they have these kinks, so lacking the vocabulary, the impulse to feed feels 100% innocent to them. A non-sexual compulsion to only feel at peace when the people they care for are bloated messes, completely satisfied, never wanting for anything

They never realize their adult children aren't 'hungry' at all, that they aren't feeding an appetite or need for food any more. They're just enabling someone choosing to ruin themselves for sexual gratification

And they can't even recognize or admit that the drive that's helping them overlook what they're actually doing is tied deeply into their sexual psyche. The inability to acknowledge it letting them carry on like this unrepentant overfeeding is just what love looks like

And I think there's something very fun to the darkness of that

[awkwardagent]

Hey, Psychology minor here.

So, a funny thing about the whole "kinks are inherited" thing is that just as often in psychology, phobias and paraphilias aren't just frequently inherited by the next generation- they're often INVERTED.

Case in point, my mom was constantly bullied and tormented for her weight in her youth in spite of her being rail-thin. She ended up developing a fear of getting fat that took her years to conquer and she still makes self-deprecating comments about her weight and complaints about my weight.

Meanwhile, here I am - a woman that fought a similar battle with bullying and size discrimination at the same age and came out EMBRACING my weight to the point of getting satisfaction from it.

So congratulations, mom. Your paranoid fear of being chubby unknowingly molded me into becoming the fat bitch equivalent of a goddamn Cenobite from Hellraiser.

[gordisimo]

[whaleish-2]

something I keep think about is flying to meet feeder and getting so too fat to fly back, getting trapped there 😵‍💫

[awkwardagent]

I don't know if it's me getting crankier or people getting dumber, but my tolerance for ignorant bullshit TANKS once the weather gets over 80°F.

[awkwardagent]

The process of me dealing with misgendering

1) Ask them to repeat themselves and give them a chance to correct themselves

2) Ask if they actually said man/sir/dude to see if they miss a third time

3) Squeeze my DDD tits in front of them and watch them flounder to find a way to justify their transphobia

[awkwardagent]

Motherfucker came back. And he couldn't just apologize; he had to make a long-winded rambling point of "respecting you guys... Girls." Withered piece of shit.

[awkwardagent]

The process of me dealing with misgendering

1) Ask them to repeat themselves and give them a chance to correct themselves

2) Ask if they actually said man/sir/dude to see if they miss a third time

3) Squeeze my DDD tits in front of them and watch them flounder to find a way to justify their transphobia

[mush7221]

Table Top Transition

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Well that’s relatable as fuck lol.

My first dnd character was a canonically transfem tiefling. And all my other pcs were girls or eggs.

I figured it out eventually lol.

[ellaeats]

Oh man I packed myself way too tight again

[awkwardagent]

Jesus, I want to be packed into skin tight clothes like this. 🥵🔥❤️‍🔥

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

BEING FAT IS NOT A MORAL FAILING

GAINING WEIGHT IS NOT A MORAL FAILING

LIKING FAT PEOPLE IS NOT A MORAL FAILURE

[awkwardagent]

My new daily affirmation. 🤣

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[awkwardagent]

Your text book really said, "I'm the Scat Man." 🤣🤣🤣

[fatartappreciation]

Rocks (2019) by the great Sylvie Blum featuring the amazing beauty of Angelina Duplisea