Mischief Managed

My name is Alyssa and I think words are powerful. I am a Hufflepuff. I am Sirius Black. I love dogs. I survive on coffee. I want to do things with television one day, but for now I am merely a starbucks shifty with no money and, probably, too much love for Harry Potter and Netflix.

[memewhore]

[knitmeapony]

This is no joke one of the most profoundly terrifying things I've ever watched

[nudityandnerdery]

I physically flinched, goddamn.

[chaoticsgood]

he sees you when you're sleeping

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

[delsicle]

Now introducing: my new favorite genre of tweets

[everythingfox]

We must protect him

[everythingfox]

ps4 controller

[quotemadness]

I’d woken up early, and I took a long time getting ready to exist.

Fernando Pessoa (via quotemadness)

[sapphicseance]

mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[lavender-lily]

they JUST SAID it was their turn

[persea---potter]

Hermione, skipping rocks on a lake: The majesty and infinite beauty of nature. What a wonderful sight.

Ron, also skipping rocks, quietly: Yeah take that, dumbass lake.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love this because it 100% does not change my regular chess strategy of “mmmmm I don’t think I’ve moved that one in a while”.  I’m gonna download this and play like an idiot for fun.

[kissing-the-abyss]

~ Little portable dream altar ~

[everythingfox]

(via)

[90s90s90s]

[ruinedchildhood]

Who says there aren’t any interracial couples on television

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[lucifewian]

[anxietyproblem]

[itssdoratheexplorer]

so true

[itsatru]

I love being bi there are no limits to the lust my brain can accumulate

[fanghusband-remade]

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

[recaption]