lyss

the bitch

[taylorswiftandx]

Taylor Swift and Weapons

Keywords: axe, bomb, bullet, cannon, claws, dagger, gun, hatchet, knife, match, missile, noose, pitchfork, poison, rifle, stones (when throwing is stated or implied), sword, weapon, wrecking ball

‘Taylor Swift’

Picture To Burn: So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time

'Fearless (Taylor’s Version)’

Tell Me Why: I took a chance, I took a shot, and you might think I’m bullet-proof but I’m not

Tell Me Why: I take a step back and let you go, I told you I’m not bullet-proof, now you know

'Speak Now’

Dear John: But I took your matches before fire could catch me so don’t look now

Mean: You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me

'Red (Taylor’s Version)’

State Of Grace: You come around and the armor falls, pierce the room like a cannonball

Better Man: You push my love away like it’s some kind of loaded gun

Babe: I break down every time you call, we’re a wreck, you’re the wrecking ball

Forever Winter: I’d take that bomb in your head and disarm it

'1989’

Bad Blood: Did you think we’d be fine? Still got scars on my back from your knife

Bad Blood: Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show

I Know Places: Cause they got the cages, they got the boxes and guns

I Know Places: They take their shots but we’re bullet-proof

'reputation’

End Game: And I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put 'em

I Did Something Bad: They got their pitchforks and proof, their receipts and reasons

Don’t Blame Me: I once was poison ivy but now I’m your daisy

Look What You Made Me Do: You said the gun was mine, isn’t cool, no I don’t like you

Getaway Car: It was the best of times, the worst of crimes, I struck a match and blew your mind

Getaway Car: He poisoned the well, I was lying to myself

Getaway Car: We never had a shotgun shot in the dark

Getaway Car: He poisoned the well, every man for himself

Getaway Car: It hit you like a shotgun shot to the heart

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: And so I took an axe to a mended fence

Call It What You Want: My castle crumbled overnight, I brought a knife to a gunfight

'Lover’

Cruel Summer: So cut the headlights, summer’s a knife

You Need To Calm Down: And snakes and stones never broke my bones

You Need To Calm Down: But you’re coming at my friends like a missile

Daylight: Threw out our cloaks and our daggers because it’s morning now, it’s brighter now, now

'folklore’

My Tears Ricochet: We gather stones, never knowing what they’ll mean, some to throw, some to make a diamond ring

Invisible String: Cold was the steel of my axe to grind for the boys who broke my heart

Mad Woman: And you’ll poke that bear ‘til her claws come out and you’ll find something to wrap your noose around

Mad Woman: My cannons all firing at your yacht

Epiphany: Just a flesh wound, here’s your rifle

Hoax: My only one, my smoking gun, my eclipsed sun

Hoax: My twisted knife, my sleepless night, my winless fight

'evermore’

Willow: Rough on the surface but you cut through like a knife

Tolerate It: Took this dagger in me and removed it

Happiness: When did all our lessons start to look like weapons pointed at my deepest hurt?

Long Story Short: The knife cuts both ways

Long Story Short: When I dropped my sword, I threw it in the bushes and knocked on your door

Right Where You Left Me: Matches burn after the other

Other Songs written by Taylor

Eyes Open: In backyards, winning battles with our wooden swords

I Don’t Wanna Live Forever: Wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life

Renegade: You fire off missiles ‘cause you hate yourself

[anxious-bisexual-0]

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION

IT IS HIS MIDDLE AND RING FINGER HE DOESN’T USE

Kinda blurry but

HE USES HIS THUMB TO PULL THE DRESS UP AND POINTER FINGER TO MOVE THE HAIR

COLIN DID IN FACT SPIDER-MAN HER

THE RING. THE RIIIIIIIIIING.

( @dollypopup you inspired me to investigate…)

[dollypopup]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

But I am also almost CERTAIN that he was going in with his thumb on her clit so maybe he's only half a gentleman ahahaha okay but seriously, wouldn't his ring be more askew if he was going Spiderman instead of Bunny Ears? Plus, he wouldn't be able to be in as deep, and from her reactions, he was going for gold.

I argue that his pinky was doing most of the work in pulling that dress up and he mostly just hooked his thumb on the underside (which makes sense because dresses were very hard to launder back in the day, we love a considerate king) and then he was okay with brushing her hair back with his index finger because she can more easily wash it.

I maintain that Colin Bridgerton went cum hither knuckles deep in Penelope with his first two fingers!!!!

[anxious-bisexual-0]

While I do agree that his thumb was definitely going at it, I have come to another conclusion. HE ONLY USED HIS MIDDLE FINGER.

Remember, Penelope is a virgin. Like extra virgin.

lol olive joke

After further consideration, would he really have been able to get two in the pink if this was her absolute first time?

If his middle finger goes in, like IIIIIIN, and he uses the heel of his palm on her clit and sometimes his thumb, woo boy that’s impressive

I’m just glad we agree that the middle finger was certainly “going for gold,” as you so eloquently stated.

[dollypopup]

My friend, you are so big brained. My immediate first thought is that I completely agree with you!!! Colin is too much of a considerate man to go spelunking in her secret passageway with two fingers, however, upon rewatching the scene, there are definitely two '*OH!*' moments from her, indicating that I believe he STARTED with his middle finger and then got assistance from another!

I argue the wingman was his index finger

Evidence 1:

Enough said

Evidence 2:

His index and middle finger are much closer in size and length than his index and ring finger. In proper cave diving, it is important for equipment to be consistent! His ring also maintains the same orientation pre-fingering as post-fingering, and with how heavy they were going at it

that thang would have been on backwards by the time he was done

However, you are so right-- he was using the heel of his palm to rub her off whilst he was (heavy) petting her from the inside out!!! Which is why he feels alright to adjust her dress with his thumb. He literally had her in the palm of his hand.

The two in the pink are his index and middle. Penelope is a woman who wants it all and he's giving it to her!

[anxious-bisexual-0]

My esteemed colleague, you have convinced me.

I believe this is when digit 2 went in. Cause he’s also absolutely entranced. Besotted. Going crazy at the fact that he is KNUCKLES DEEP in his best friend and he loves it.

While I think ol’ ringy DEFINITELY saw some action, middle finger did the most and pointer was the assist.

Luke Newton the man that you are, you fantastic actor you.

@dollypopup I truly appreciate this conversation, I applaud your debating skills, well done.

[dollypopup]

My soldier in arms, this has been a phenomenal conversation, and I believe you have fully clocked the exact moment digit 2 went in alongside his middle finger. Not only is she reacting to that double dip, but he'd definitely going 'here kitty kitty' about it and he's *reveling* in making her feel good. He certainly did oil his way right in. Luke Newton, the man you are.

Bravo.

It has been an honor discussing this with you and coming (ha) to a conclusion.

[anxious-bisexual-0]

With hopes to converse about other aspects, I bid you adieu, dear companion.

[lovelybones81]

I’m cackling 😂😂😂😂

[taylorswift]

File Name: The Albatross 🤍

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📷: Beth Garrabrant

[4chtungb4by]

Manifesting standing in a field of hwheat (which I’ve slaved over for months) with Harvey at Golden Hour.

[hope-ur-ok]

Visit Original Link

No one asked for this one but I did it anyway

[madetragic-deactivated20231013]

folklore makes me feel so understood i can’t form words-

[hollieduffy-deactivated20241028]

tell them how the CROWDS WENT WIIILD @taylorswift

[speaknowtaylor]

The Eras Tour

[fa1rytulip]

Featuring my 80 SMAPI mods

[taylorswift]

In my Eras era. 💅

[lyssbiann]

wish i could be there bestie, sing your heart out ❤️

[gloomzies]

got some IPB for people who read smutty alien books. Yes. Some of my favorite moody men (except Ainar hes a cinnamon roll) all this belongs to the wonderful author Ruby Dixon

[bookaddict24-7]

“I woke up thinking a very pleasant thought. There is lots left in the world to read.”

— Nicholson Baker

[shreddies-scribbles]

harvey the DAY before my ass arrives in the valley … he doesn’t suspect a thing bro

[shreddies-scribbles]

you know your down bad when u draw yourself getting married….

i mean she’s defo an oc yup it’s not just me 😳

[shreddies-scribbles]

i got dbfhs (down bad for harvey syndrome)

[shreddies-scribbles]

having to leave this sight at 5 am to harvest PARSNIPS 💔💔

[4chtungb4by]

Manifesting standing in a field of hwheat (which I’ve slaved over for months) with Harvey at Golden Hour.