[cuppydogshane]

me and the mutuals are giving some minor characters rich inner worlds later if you wanna pull up. yeah its gonna be all day.

[stealingpotatoes]

Random question but what's your opinion on Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark from the hunger games?

they make me start frothing at the mouth and punching drywall thanks for asking <3

(links // tip jar!)

[aetas-aurea]

So many women have internalized the idea that being difficult makes people think less of them, when in my experience the opposite is almost always true. Every single time I have spoken up, voiced what I actually need and refused to shrink the moment in order to be more comfortable for everyone else in the room, I have been approached afterward by people who wanted to know me better. There is no reward waiting for you on the other side of making yourself smaller. People do not love you more for taking up less space, they simply get used to you taking up less space and adjust their expectations accordingly. Every time I have been exactly as audacious as the moment required, it has opened doors rather than closed them and I have made real connections directly because of it rather than in spite of it.

[targetedknowledge]

[maddie-grove]

A lot of people genuinely do hate or dismiss romance novels because they think all sexual frankness in fiction is immoral and harmful, or because they think women (and only women) are too stupid to know fiction from reality, or because they think it’s gross and laughable for women (especially ones they don’t consider fuckable) to have sexual desires, or because they automatically assume that anything popular with women is inferior, or because they only care about fiction being formulaic or light entertainment when it’s something women like. This doesn’t mean that every romance novel is great and deep and progressive, but these people aren’t coming from a good place with their criticism and they don’t deserve a pass.

[dhaaruni]

#it's pretty astounding how many people#(lots of women included)#believe that the primary function of romance novels#should be the moral edification of ladies#to teach them how to properly have a relationship irl#presumably because it's their fault if they get into abusive relationships#if only they had read wholesome books with good progressive values!#abusive guys have no agency btw its the woman's fault for reading bad boy romances

[sandinmybed]

@edwardshundredyearoldspunk: yep

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[dollypopup]

stein and marie legit have THE MOST unconventional, totally bonkers pathway to getting together. imagine you're a child who moves to Nevada to attend magic powers boarding school because you have magic powers and there you meet your friend group and one of them is this boy who is definitely ostracized from the rest of the school because he scares everyone and you're like 'fuck you, actually, that's my future husband!' and you're friends for years even when you find out that he was legit dissecting his roommate in his sleep which throws the whole friend group into disarray but doesn't really affect your crush on him so you're still close and anyway eventually you graduate and move to Australia because you landed a job immediately because you're exceptional at what you do and he is too but he ends up sequestering himself in his laboratory in Nevada and distancing from everyone because he's a tortured genius and he DOESN'T EVEN CALL so you're like okay cool, childhood crush was for childhood, i'm grown now, and you live a good 10 years dating scrubs who disappoint you until you're like 28 and suddenly get called back to Nevada because uhoh! the world is in danger! and surprise! you're partnered with your childhood crush who is somehow like 7 feet tall now??? because your boss (who is the God of Death, don't worry about it, this is normal) is worried this dude will just snap one day so he's like 'hey, you have a calming presence, the two of you should partner together' and you end up living together and working as teachers at the same school you went to once and getting all cozy together and everything is going okay until your ex shows up and you plan to go on a date and catch up and then OH NO he's MURDERED

and everyone's like 'yeah, your partner did it' but your friend group as a child (who are also all there) are like 'listen, i don't think he did it. we're gonna send him off to find who the real killer is' and you're like 'i'm going with him' even tho your friend tells you that's maybe not a good idea but you don't care so the two of you go on the RUN FROM THE LAW together and end up hooking up (whether this is before or after you find out he didn't actually kill your ex is unclear, but enough about that) so now you're sleeping with your childhood crush and partner but you can'T TELL ANYONE so you keep your relationship a secret and uhoh you got preggo spaghetti-o and STILL don't tell anyone because there is a battle for the earth's survival happening on the moon and you're not gonna miss that shit!!! so the two of you fight together on the moon to save the world and you avenge your ex by killing the person who murdered him (who is like. . .a teenager dressed as a priest who slowly started transforming into a creepy clown because he was being corrupted but anyway) once you do that your partner asks you to go back because it's dangerous as hell and you've done what you came to do and you're like fine, okay, but then things get dicey and you end up transforming into a hammer (which is your magical power, but enough about that) and getting thrown back onto the moon to keep fighting and then it looks like you're going to die up there whilst he's back down on earth and in an absolute hail mary you get sent back to earth and survive and you and him watch the celebrations because you did it!!! you helped saved the world!!! and he lets it slip to your friends and your new boss (who is the son of the God of Death, don't worry about it) that you're preggo and he's the daddy and the two of you live happy ever after in the laboratory you helped make a home

and that's what Marie Mjolnir lived through and you expect me NOT to stan???

[h0neydripper-deactivated2021051]

women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[tokiohotellover08]

Fr…

[busty-shackleford]

When trump and putin die, I am going to be trashed running through the streets screaming in joy, possibly barefoot from having no time to put on shoes before barreling out the front door

[busty-shackleford]

It will be a level of hedonistic unrestrained celebration that goes so hard Hunter Biden will tell me to calm down

[busty-shackleford]

I love you all

which one of you will be driving the Nissan doing donuts on the white house lawn

[busty-shackleford]

This post resonated with quite a few of you and I am pouring tequila into your mouths like a Señor Frog’s waitress

[busty-shackleford]

When this finally happens I think I will immediately understand why Philly sports fans get excited and climb traffic light poles, flip cars and burn shit down when celebrating

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[hamyilton]

[blackheartbiohazards]

➡️ Content warnings on fiction are a courtesy. 

➡️ Not every medium of fiction and storytelling has or is expected to have content warnings or extensive tagging.

➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.

➡️ Until AO3 came along, fanfiction did not traditionally warn for content in any significant way.

➡️ An author is only obligated to warn for content to the degree mandated by the format they publish their fiction on.

➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.

➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is a valid tag that authors are allowed to use on AO3. It means there could be anything in there and you have accepted the risk. 'May contain peanuts!'

➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.

➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is not the same thing as 'no archive warnings apply'.

➡️ It is your responsibility to protect yourself and close a book, or hit the back button if you find something in fiction that you're reading that upsets you.

➡️ You are responsible for protecting yourself from fiction that causes you discomfort.