It's Always Zombies

Alyssa. Art and animals and silly things and stuff. Black. She/they. Formerly alyssterinec

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Commission for @nosiaf_ on twitter!!

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[ospreyonthemoon]

its not just quadrupeds

[windowz97]

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

[pocketdogs]

day 2 of oil painting: 2h tofu study

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[egberts]

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong vizier, advising his sultan

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[guilhernunes]

Shih Tzu has all his social media accounts hacked after downloading a pirated app.

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[sacred-portal]

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!