the universe is made of stories, not atoms

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[97leclrc]

this is genuinely so erotic

📷: natalia garcia

[wethecelestial]

one really terrible thing about working in medicine is that i am constantly exposed to the exact breed of mid-looking man who is unfortunately my type. hospitals are filled with skinny brunette men with uncombed hair who would have made a killing on tumblr in 2013

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m not saying it’s easy, but you will do yourself a lifelong favor if you get to the point where you truly believe incontinence is not shameful. Unpleasant, uncomfortable, inconvenient, sure, you don’t have to like it, but trust me, as a nurse who’s done incontinence care hundreds of time—it is, at its heart, whatever. It is what it is. As far as I can tell, there only two types of people: those who’ve shit themselves and those whose turn hasn’t come up yet. To exist is to excrete waste. There’s nothing to gain from feeling ashamed of how you do it. Pissing yourself is value neutral.

[antoniopuerta-fan-club]

My 2010 boys 🥹

[redpandarascal]

[notholaenas]

rites of passage

closeups:

1. academia

2. teaching

3. family

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[peelingmandarins]

[brainrotism]

sergio ramos brings out the 2026 world cup trophy for la roja

[wethecelestial]

tifo podcast saying that football is a kid's game and that today a really good team won the world cup by playing the way they all learned to play when they were kids together. you can have☝️ONE moment to romanticize it all

[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

[kylewalker-peters]

trump and infantino just desperately trying to stay with the team while they try and have their own celebrations is a level of pathetic I think few have ever reached in human history

[vertonghen]