M'aiq knows much, tells some

You seek knowledge? M'aiq has much. Some of it verified by actual facts!

[m-aiq]

In Elsweyr, it is perfectly acceptable to boop someone for no reason

[gay-systemdeez]

M'aiq do you have a source for that.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq always has sources! Very reliable ones.

[gay-systemdeez]

Such as?

[m-aiq]

Such as M'aiq, of course!

[m-aiq]

M'aiq has visited the Deadlands. A very well named plane of Oblivion. Many dead things, and there is even some land.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq can tell you that the worst thing about Morrowind is that they do not have any delicious horses. M'aiq's many years stuck on Vvardenfell resulted in a disappointed stomach.

[horbse]

H

[auberylis]

O

[horsefigureoftheday]

R

[fabledgalaxies]

S

[the-arcade-doctor]

E

[circus-mcgurkus]

!

[horsefigureoftheday]

[m-aiq]

M'aiq hopes that everyone has a good pride month. Be yourself, always. Just as M'aiq is always M'aiq.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq thinks you have been standing there staring into space for a long time. Are you waiting for something, or did you walk away from your game and get distracted? M'aiq is not enjoying your vacant stares.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq. Please come to My next tea party. Pretty please.

... If M'aiq says yes, will Sheogorath ensure this one's safety?

[princeofmadnessandotherthings]

PINKY PROMISE I SWEAR YOU'LL BE SAFER THAN A RACCOON IN AN ATTIC

[m-aiq]

...M'aiq will attend your next tea party.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq. Please come to My next tea party. Pretty please.

... If M'aiq says yes, will Sheogorath ensure this one's safety?

[m-aiq]

M'aiq, you seem to break the fourth wall a lot. Have you achieved CHIM?

...M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.

[lyraaorion]

i’m losing it omg LOOK AT HIM…he even looks like M’aiq

[m-aiq]

M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not. Adopt M'aiq, and he will tell you many true facts.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq misses his Colovian fur helm. He is only able to wear it in Morrowind. When will Bethesda give it back? M'aiq misses it so much.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq, why do you keep running away from me when I encounter you in Skyrim? I just want to talk

M'aiq has heard it is dangerous to be your friend. M'aiq is just being cautious.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

[mehikasvain]

Okay, I'll start collecting calipers 👍🏻

[m-aiq]

NO. YOU GIVE THE CALIPERS TO M'AIQ RIGHT NOW. M'AIQ MUST HAVE ALL CALIPERS.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq realizes he probably sounded aggressive. M'aiq apologizes.

M'aiq still wants the calipers, though.

[mehikasvain]

I know M'aiq is a reasonable person. Would M'aiq trade this one's calipers for an assortment of sweets M'aiq has collected on his travels?

[m-aiq]

M'aiq will gladly make this trade. Sweets for calipers. A very good trade.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

[mehikasvain]

Okay, I'll start collecting calipers 👍🏻

[m-aiq]

NO. YOU GIVE THE CALIPERS TO M'AIQ RIGHT NOW. M'AIQ MUST HAVE ALL CALIPERS.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq realizes he probably sounded aggressive. M'aiq apologizes.

M'aiq still wants the calipers, though.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

[mehikasvain]

Okay, I'll start collecting calipers 👍🏻

[m-aiq]

NO. YOU GIVE THE CALIPERS TO M'AIQ RIGHT NOW. M'AIQ MUST HAVE ALL CALIPERS.

[m-aiq]

M'aiq thinks that carrying all those skulls around is a bit odd. Perhaps you should find something else to collect, yes?

[m-aiq]

care to explain why you can walk on water? 👀

M'aiq has boots of water walking, of course. Very handy for a quick getaway.