all hail your king

Matthew Lionel EvansYou've definitely heard of me. Too gorgeous for mirrors, too cocky for cameras. Sometimes, I like to give people attention.

[zacefronsbf]

[stydiaislove]

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

That strong roar comes from my side, especially when I was the one who pushed for hours; that roar wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t from my own screams. Credit goes to me.

[m-atty-evans]

...okay. Alright, babe. He's all from you; my sperm evaporated during the process.

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

That’s a definite headache. Er, the sleeping schedule’s getting back to normal. You have to admit those high-pitched squeals are pretty fucking fantastic for someone who hasn’t reached the age of one yet. 

[m-atty-evans]

I like to think they're pretty fucking fantastic when we've already been awake for an hour. Still, kid has a strong roar. Definitely gets it from my side.

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

You alright there?

[m-atty-evans]

Still getting used to the high-pitched squeals. How about you? Sleeping any better?

[m-atty-evans]

[kristenforthewin]

[hudgelicious]

[sarark-deactivated20150726]

[stewcharm]

[sarahjanesmanderson]

Hey.

[m-atty-evans]

Hey, Sarah.

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

Matt, no. Estrogen is a group of compounds named for their importance in both menstrual and estrous reproductive cycles. It has nothing to do with candies. I don’t need to complain, anyway. I’ve slept the day away.

[m-atty-evans]

Whatever. They're a girl's problem, not mine. I'm all good with my strong... tough testosterone. Yeah? I'm glad. Today was pretty breezy for me, too.

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

I don’t mean to make this graphic, but I have plenty of estrogen coursing through my body ——- - I’m sore and cramping. Bit hormonal.

Other than that, I’m good.

[m-atty-evans]

I'm not sure what estrogen looks like, but I usually picture those little hard candies--they look like cartoony cells. It's fine. You can... complain. As much as you need to.

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

Are you feeling better?

[m-atty-evans]

...yeah. Much better, babe.

How about you?

[valerie-abrams-deactivated20161]

[m-atty-evans]

[lightalecwood]

[christianourlordx]

Whatever happened with you isn’t my fault. It’s funny because when I voice my opinion on certain situations, I immediately get torn apart because no one likes my response. The anger you’re holding shouldn’t be held in the first place. I’ve done nothing wrong. Useful or not, respect is given when earned.

[m-atty-evans]

Christian, you made it pretty clear that in the fucking mess of things you don't care about, family is also one of them. And I'm not going to fight about it with you anymore. I don't need you in my life. You offer... nothing. So, yeah, this is it. We might share a name, we might even have similar DNA, but you're certainly no brother of mine.