[gslilstudyblr-deactivated201804]

Last week was a stressful ballet performance week, but it went well and resulted in a nice-looking spread along with a beautiful bouquet.

[glosshobi]

im the friend

[giraffepoliceforce]

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

[emtmercy]

a gay person: maybe this character is gay like me

everyone else immediately: but what if no characters were like you though wouldnt that just be better

[cakejam]

[ch-ndl-r]

[radioactiveredhead]

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

[queeranne]

“Gay Pride was not born of a need to celebrate being gay, but our right to exist without persecution. So instead of wondering why there isn’t a Straight Pride movement, be thankful you don’t need one.”

Anonymous (via reginamiills)

[mareya]

the other side

[drunktrash]

[calllidae]

Most American thing I’ve seen in a while

[solsikkepop]

She’s taking Nap Time 101 as an elective

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[bigeisamazing]

[queefybuttcheeks]

I can’t sing but jus kno i be singin

[deadlinejon]

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

[deadlinejon]

[hyperchaotix]

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

[pancakeke]

I fixed it

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[shittyidea]

Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

how do i get abs without doing anything

[skykangaroo]

[straightboyfriend]

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,