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if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

i love when parents used to say you’ll understand when you’re an adult and then you become an adult and you’re like ohhh i do understand. i understand that you were a weird fucking cunt. i know this because now i am a weird fucking cunt too. and i still don’t treat kids that way

scoliosiswizard

(Eric Satie, as quoted in John Cage's "Silence")

hazel2468

My father, more times than I can count: "You don't understand, you'll see when you get out into the REAL world."

Me, over 30, in the "real" world for over a decade: ...OH I get it. You and mom! Are FUCKING ASSHOLES!

xultraviolentlightx

*sliding two fingers inside you* so how was your day, princess?

feidiinq

proposition:

i sit pretty and u jerk off in front of me

iamafatvagina101

Hold my boobs I’ll be right back one sec

veronicathegoddess

want him to drag his cock all over my face and slap me with it to watch my brain break before he forces it down my throat

uwu-gatita-uwu

🫠

babiideer

Wish someone could finger my pussy rn

laterkiss

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

skeletal-spire-man

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

emryses

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.