[clever blog title]

url may change!! M he/him adult | aspiring blood bag and vampire kisser

[m-ythical-j]

hello!!!! you can call me M!! he/him, adult

this is my Mythical Sausage fictionkin blog — im pretty sure just Vampires SMP at this point but i dont like to limit myself <3

other VSMP kin feel free to interact!! im not out looking for anyone but im not avoiding anyone either!!

graphic credits + other:

red pearl dividers by cursed-carmine

i kissed a vampire blinkie from jessicasblinkies.web.com (archived site)

vampire lover blinkie by blinkees

VSMP kin blinkie by mayor-louis

bloodbag blinkie by vivisectophile

blood (disambiguation) blinkie by me!

strokin' it blinkie from here

"im a sucker for vampires" text (desktop header) by bleedingspiral

mainblog url references a god of desire (if you get a follow that doesnt make sense <3)

i was gonna write extra information down here but i cant think of anything to add hmmmmm have a spinning Renhardt instead

[punkprophets]

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

[im-a-fucking-binturong]

@m-ythical-j

[m-ythical-j]

im always joking but tbh the second someone genuinely asks i will say yes 9 times out of 10

[karatekamania]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[m-ythical-j]

the thing that allowed me to make a phone call today was telling myself it's okay if i sound stupid because im embracing the bimbo life

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[m-ythical-j]

lost fledgling time except im too tired to go hang out with anyone :[

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[m-ythical-j]

Fuck you goodnight

BAD NIGHT

[m-ythical-j]

Bullies you bullies you

IM BEING BULLIED THIS IS SO MESSED UP

[wokedogs]

Fucking gets you

[m-ythical-j]

bwuh :(

[m-ythical-j]

Bullies you bullies you

IM BEING BULLIED THIS IS SO MESSED UP

[pixiecaps]

aromanticism

[m-ythical-j]

(Coconut mall playing in the distance)

wtf...............come closer

[m-ythical-j]

i have a ton of ideas for blinkies but nothing solid enough to actually make. man

[m-ythical-j]

imagine if remy the rat had an anxiety disorder. now imagine if he smelled like wet dog and only wanted to make really mid sandwiches

[m-ythical-j]

if i soft launch my accomplice do we all promise to be cool