yo mama

dead

[burgertv]

[bonersniper]

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

[hozieredits]

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

[fobhd]

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini

[porterr-robinson]

[azuretheshitposter]

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

[princesstigerbelle]

[reishidreams]

An all-eating sessile reishi from New Jersey.

[fully-flatted]

I’m back back back back back again

[yesterdaysprint]

Kentucky Superstitions, 1920

[yesterdaysprint]

The Huntington Herald, Huntington, Indiana, August 15, 1903

[fuckyeahasexual]

Dinosaurs are ace culture it's the law

You heard it here folks. This posh tea rex confirmed it.

[dancefloors]

can everyone please go offline for a second i need a moment to myself 

[blanketmoth-deactivated20231216]

look i love knuckles but there’s only so many times you can buy into eggman’s bullshit

[alain-vu]

Bat-man & Robin

[no-chill-at-all]

[pasdecoeur]

gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

[daisymondays]

yeah it’s amazing that Tom Holland is apparently open to the idea of gay Spider-Man but we can’t forget Andrew Garfield who literally was fired for the fact he wanted Peter Parker to be bi with Michael B Jordan as MJ, like do not forget the man who fell so Tom Holland could fly

[rodrickheffeley]

Tom Holland: Spiderman can be gay

Marvel/Sony: