it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as
Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder
Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder
What Is A Focus
Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)
The World Is Too Noise Today
All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)
I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around
...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????
Also consider:
Yall Ever Just *brain static*
I probably shouldnt act out on every impulse that comes into my brain, but I'm going to anyways
One (1) inconvenient thing happens and my brain decides to tank my entire week supply of serotonin
Yall mind if I *hyperfixates on a useless project for 20 hours and snaps out of it forgetting what year it is*
Yeah I really hate how people call it the Cant Stand Still Illness too.
Also:
“Excuse me, What?” “I said-” “yea”
Why Didn’t You Do Your Chores? You Must Be Lazy
Why Didn’t You Take Care Of Yourself, The House Doesn’t Need To Be This Clean
You’re Smart, You Can’t Have ADHD
Don’t forget such classic hits as
I Had One Item On My To-Do List And It Took Me 8 Hours To Start So I Need A Nap
I’m Either Moving Or I’m Asleep, So Class Is Fun!
My Whole Body Time Warped And I Lost A Day To Sitting On The Couch
Went To The Store With A List, Still Got Everything But What I Needed
What The Fuck Is A Routine
And many more!
Also:
Reading Is Too Difficult So You Skim Read So Bad You Don’t Understand The Text At All
Excuse Me As I Cry Over The Thought Of Disappointing My Teachers
Unable To Shower
Someone Was Vaguely Critical So I’m Gonna Also Cry
Have To Sit And Gather The Energy To Do Simple Chores
Seriously My Sink Has About Twenty (20) Used Elastic Bands (For My Braces) On It
Thinking About A Thought Over And Over To Get It Into Your Brain, Then See A Tiny Distraction And All Recollection Of The Thought Even Existing Is Annihilated
Homework That’s Easy To Do And Takes Fifteen (15) Minutes To Complete Takes Hours To Start Doing
My Entire Brain Is Full Of Static And I Cannot Think
Zoning Out While The Teacher Is Talking And Having To Ask Your Classmates What You’re Meant To Be Doing
[Disabled Person Your Parents Know] Doesn’t Have ADHD, So You Can’t Either!
and more!!
All Of My Energy Is Currently Devoted To Stopping Myself From Shaving My Head With An X-acto Knife, Sorry I Can’t Get Out Of Bed
Someone mentioned my Special Interest and it is taking me all of my willpower not to infodump for 15 minutes



































