Frickn' Zazzed

Hey. From Canada, still figuring myself out. She/They (: function showInfluensterWidget(data){ document.getElementById('influenster-widget-container').innerHTML = data.widget_html; }

[yashas-strong-arms]

it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder

Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder

What Is A Focus

Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)

The World Is Too Noise Today

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around

...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????

[nullannddvooiid]

Also consider:

Yall Ever Just *brain static*

I probably shouldnt act out on every impulse that comes into my brain, but I'm going to anyways

One (1) inconvenient thing happens and my brain decides to tank my entire week supply of serotonin

Yall mind if I *hyperfixates on a useless project for 20 hours and snaps out of it forgetting what year it is*

Yeah I really hate how people call it the Cant Stand Still Illness too.

[bumblebeerror]

Also:

“Excuse me, What?” “I said-” “yea”

Why Didn’t You Do Your Chores? You Must Be Lazy

Why Didn’t You Take Care Of Yourself, The House Doesn’t Need To Be This Clean

You’re Smart, You Can’t Have ADHD

[quackquackheartattack]

Don’t forget such classic hits as

I Had One Item On My To-Do List And It Took Me 8 Hours To Start So I Need A Nap

I’m Either Moving Or I’m Asleep, So Class Is Fun!

My Whole Body Time Warped And I Lost A Day To Sitting On The Couch

Went To The Store With A List, Still Got Everything But What I Needed

What The Fuck Is A Routine

And many more!

[neurodivergent-nesamone]

Also:

Reading Is Too Difficult So You Skim Read So Bad You Don’t Understand The Text At All

Excuse Me As I Cry Over The Thought Of Disappointing My Teachers

Unable To Shower 

Someone Was Vaguely Critical So I’m Gonna Also Cry

Have To Sit And Gather The Energy To Do Simple Chores

Seriously My Sink Has About Twenty (20) Used Elastic Bands (For My Braces) On It

Thinking About A Thought Over And Over To Get It Into Your Brain, Then See A Tiny Distraction And All Recollection Of The Thought Even Existing Is Annihilated

Homework That’s Easy To Do And Takes Fifteen (15) Minutes To Complete Takes Hours To Start Doing

My Entire Brain Is Full Of Static And I Cannot Think

Zoning Out While The Teacher Is Talking And Having To Ask Your Classmates What You’re Meant To Be Doing

[Disabled Person Your Parents Know] Doesn’t Have ADHD, So You Can’t Either!

and more!!

[discountalien-pancake]

All Of My Energy Is Currently Devoted To Stopping Myself From Shaving My Head With An X-acto Knife, Sorry I Can’t Get Out Of Bed

[adhdmorelikeyaydhd]

Someone mentioned my Special Interest and it is taking me all of my willpower not to infodump for 15 minutes

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[crypto-mulder]

[trackpadprincess]

Has anyone noticed the similarities between kylie anf kendall jenner and charlie and dixie d'amelio yet 🤔👀

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #???

sleep with the curtains open because you can turn off six hundred alarms but you can't turn off the sun without effort

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #??? + 1

once, a guy in my dorms came back from a hazing for a sport that you wouldn't think is the kind to do hazing. he was bloodied, crying, throwing up, and he had to be carried by two older students.

the conceit of the hazing was― they got the freshers drunk, and told them all that the person who ran hardest at the wall would avoid the hazing.

staring at a task, willing yourself to do it, is like running at that wall as hard as you can. it is, by design, not going to work. you will get bodily fluids on your sheep onesie.

you have a mind that lends itself perfectly to switching between tasks. let it wander. let it return in time, fresh and ready. if you keep running at that wall, you will get nothing in return but guilt and a headache.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #??? + 2

with adhd, the easiest way to make a goal feel impossible is telling yourself you will do x thing every day from now on no matter what.

good news: this also works for obsessive habits you want to break. nothing makes you want to procrastinate on using social media more than giving yourself a specific goal about how to use it.

you could tell yourself to post 10 times or like thirty posts or use x feature every day or something. maube set a timer, and force yourself to not leave the app until 20 minutes have passed. you will be desperate to do anything else after that.

the negative brain patterns you have programmed into the 'i must do this' categories in your life can be hacked into the things you want to stop doing. you have that power. you've learned the techniques already, now you can apply them to the things you want to use them on

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #??? + 3

sleep clothes aren't mandatory and getting changed in the morning can delay the day by hours. before you go to bed, just change into the clothes you would usually spend the day in. you can always change again once you're up and about and it feels less herculean a task.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd tip #??? +4

you want to do a thing? you need to do a thing? reverse psychology yourself:

do it for exactly thirty seconds and then force yourself to walk away.

your brain won't like that very much.

[whimsically-whimsical]

OP why did you imply that with effort I CAN turn off the sun

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

We know where it is and we know what it's made of. Anyone who knows those things about me could kill me

[duck7-motorsports]

[saskjeeper]

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

10/10 form

[trydianth]

“OH POOP!”

[a-daks]

In moto racing the points are for crash style

[acoolguy]

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[weaver-z]

The reading comprehension on this website……….

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[scottsumrners]

[ampervadasz]

[kulekrizpy]

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[animalcrossingmemes]

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[maximumsunshine]

Holy shit, I thought I was about to reblog a photo of a frob hiding in a flower.  Then I read the flavor text and it’s so much better than that!

[frustrationinexcelsis]

Th… this is a painting?

[typewriter-is-holy-deactivated2]

[ampervadasz]

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[zackisontumblr]

did anyone else think about how much time he had to spend cleaning up?