[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[uykucubirkaplumbaga]

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[prisonrot-deactivated20260602]

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

[douwannaplayfor]

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[ozempicofficial]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.