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Mikko || 22 || she/her || nerd king make way for the nerd king

[valtsv]

Top 10 Descriptions of Encounters With the Supernatural and Unexplained Ranked By How Homoerotic They Are

[hellyeahanarchistposters]

‘Dismantle Prisons, Abolish ICE’

Poster designed by Art Twink

[xtec]

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

[grifalinas]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s backstories include:

Him wearing a bow in the flashbacks to his birth

Being forced to wear dresses as a child

Having to prove to his father at a very young age that he was a “man”

His father naming his dog “only son” prior to the birth of Roger

Being sensitive about his voice not being deep enough

And in general a high level of unacceptance to layer onto a small child with so few years under his belt, like it’s actually kind of ridiculous how much ostracization this kid had to put up with, including family disownment, and iirc he never actually goes into WHY his family disowned him, so like

I’m not saying Heinz Doofenshmirtz is trans but I’m saying Heinz Doofenshmirtz is trans

[michaun]

Jenna Marbles has this series on her channel where she reacts to memes of herself that fans have made and she doesn’t make any money off them she does it to show her appreciation to her fans who make them because she knows they don’t make any money either also there’s someone in Russia that reuploads her videos in full and they dub them over in Russian and not only does Jenna know about this she thinks it’s cool that someone would take the time to do that and she refuses to copyright any of them and she is very wary of making any merch because the last company that she tried to work with straight up stole one of her fan’s artwork and now she doesn’t trust any merch company and I think that’s so awesome who’s like that on YouTube anymore? someone that is aware that the people who watch their videos are the reason they have been successful and who still makes content to entertain those people not just get their money brava

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

I was watching an episode just the other day where they went to get their new dog, Bunny. And in the car Jenna says like ‘we are not going to record in the foster parents home (where they are picking up Bunny) because it’s not cool/polite to do that’ and I literally had like A Moment, because when does anyone on youtube NOT just do what they want and fuck everybody else?

[crazyshitisay]

Jenna Marbles is living proof that we as a species can Do Better

[itsbats]

Happy Pride, ya’ll

[cindersart]

that one friend who hates the same shit i hate: can i be petty abt — me, thru 10 loudspeakers: release the salt

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[dragontatoes]

[thenarator]

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

[krushmaster]

serious question, what can you do with a bachelor’s in english? 

[myrosecolouredgirl]

take you in a fistfight, that’s for damn sure

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[henstomper]

[jennamarblesss]

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu Reeves as Keanu Reeves in Always Be My Maybe, 2019.

Bonus:

[jupios]

when ur gay and yearning

[bassiter]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together