Methyl Orange

Sam I Am | she/they, 20s | painter, pre-med, plant mom, stoner, geek | crossover of art and science, anomalies and enigmas (18+)

[emtropi]

*RECORD SCRATCH* *FREEZE FRAME*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Brian Luong

[m3thyl0range]

How do i attract these lil guys to come hang out in my jack-o-lanterns!!

[bebs-art-gallery]

Art by Martín Santos

[lamignonette]

[houseofmilan]

[weirdlandtv]

‪Publicity still from Jim Henson’s LABYRINTH (1986).‬

[emtropi]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[simo9z]

The Anatomy of Despair.

By Simo9Z

[m3thyl0range]

🖤🖤

[anxeious]

[correctopinionhaver]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

[cosmonautroger]

Keanu Reeves, The Matrix

[cosmonautroger]

Calvin & Hobbes

[mosertone]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Bruno Vergauwen