something is in the water because goood lord what have they been feeding him. playoff bulk 🤤🤤🤤🤤 he has tits for grabbing and hair for pulling

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something is in the water because goood lord what have they been feeding him. playoff bulk 🤤🤤🤤🤤 he has tits for grabbing and hair for pulling
Nate on Cale
“He’s the best defenseman in the world, you could argue he’s the best player in the world. You’ll never replace him, you can’t— yeah I think he’s gonna be the best defenseman ever to play. How do you replace a guy like that? It’s so much more fun when he’s out there. Good to have him back.”
ive been thinking a looot about your spirit animals au lately... could you perhaps draw natecale with big dog and tito? ^_^
natecale daemons au for your enjoyment))
could u mayhaps draw this in your style…
here!!
Two Legends and Their Heir
out classy lady!!!
cale sweetheart its ok we know you love him but you’re on tv
And they said cale are you anticipating this rivalry showdown against your dman rival and cale said who????? my apologies, who???? he clarified because he's polite canadian blushy without a mean bone in his body and he's very utterly confused because who are you talking about, sir.
Cale Makar Omega Propaganda
the nhl community does not acknowledge how Omega this man is!!! please join me in sharing this!!!
with his mate of course!!!
Oh, we're playing the W*ld tonight. With Qu*nn H*ghes. Super duper.
Can't wait to hear about that trade until my brain leaks out of my nose. 👍🏻
But while we're on the topic, it's so interesting to me how many C*nucks fans (outside of Tumblr) say how H*ghes isn't even a good defenseman (he's not, and I will D I E on that hill). Because those motherfuckers used to show up anytime media outlets so much as called Cale Makar a good defenseman, much less the best defenseman in the league (he is).
So many of these fans have argued for YEARS that because H*ghes is good at scoring goals (he really is. I'm not denying that! He's a good hockey player. He's just not a good defenseman!) that he should win that Norris trophy. But now that he isn't on their Special Chosen Team, they're singing a different tune. I feel like I've been fucking gaslit!
If, hockey gods FORBID, Cale didn't stay in Colorado, I would STILL say he's the best defenseman in the league. Because he is.
Cale Makar gets compared to players like Bobby Orr and Ray Bourque while Qu*nn H*ghes is just compared to Cale Makar, thanks for coming to my TED talk. 🎤
every getty photographer got a cale makar high res extreme close up photo where you can see skin pores and individual eye lashes
streets saying nate and cale were the only 2 absent from practice…. said oh im sure….
lets see if i win today
i know this may be the nichest thing on planet earth but do any of you hockey weirdos remember the scholastic series Spirit Animals. guys do you see my vision
I feel like I dont take my job as cale makars pr manager seriously enough on here i need to lock in
One of these dmen got a puck to the head, skipped 2 shifts (replaced by burns) and sat on the bench for awhile, then got gwg assist. Guess who😭😭😭