Cale Makar's Pr Manager

i like to play and draw----they/them----natecale  pfp by @moosepoitras on twt

[m4cktism]

something is in the water because goood lord what have they been feeding him. playoff bulk 🤤🤤🤤🤤 he has tits for grabbing and hair for pulling

[loverboyilya]

Nate on Cale

“He’s the best defenseman in the world, you could argue he’s the best player in the world. You’ll never replace him, you can’t— yeah I think he’s gonna be the best defenseman ever to play. How do you replace a guy like that? It’s so much more fun when he’s out there. Good to have him back.”

[texastendy-29]

ive been thinking a looot about your spirit animals au lately... could you perhaps draw natecale with big dog and tito? ^_^

natecale daemons au for your enjoyment))

[kkatts]

could u mayhaps draw this in your style…

here!!

[butterflyintochains]

Two Legends and Their Heir

[m4cktism]

out classy lady!!!

[m4cktism]

cale sweetheart its ok we know you love him but you’re on tv

[annieqattheperipheral]

And they said cale are you anticipating this rivalry showdown against your dman rival and cale said who????? my apologies, who???? he clarified because he's polite canadian blushy without a mean bone in his body and he's very utterly confused because who are you talking about, sir.

[m4cktism]

Cale Makar Omega Propaganda

the nhl community does not acknowledge how Omega this man is!!! please join me in sharing this!!!

with his mate of course!!!

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

Oh, we're playing the W*ld tonight. With Qu*nn H*ghes. Super duper.

Can't wait to hear about that trade until my brain leaks out of my nose. 👍🏻

But while we're on the topic, it's so interesting to me how many C*nucks fans (outside of Tumblr) say how H*ghes isn't even a good defenseman (he's not, and I will D I E on that hill). Because those motherfuckers used to show up anytime media outlets so much as called Cale Makar a good defenseman, much less the best defenseman in the league (he is).

So many of these fans have argued for YEARS that because H*ghes is good at scoring goals (he really is. I'm not denying that! He's a good hockey player. He's just not a good defenseman!) that he should win that Norris trophy. But now that he isn't on their Special Chosen Team, they're singing a different tune. I feel like I've been fucking gaslit!

If, hockey gods FORBID, Cale didn't stay in Colorado, I would STILL say he's the best defenseman in the league. Because he is.

Cale Makar gets compared to players like Bobby Orr and Ray Bourque while Qu*nn H*ghes is just compared to Cale Makar, thanks for coming to my TED talk. 🎤

[soundscocky]

every getty photographer got a cale makar high res extreme close up photo where you can see skin pores and individual eye lashes

[m4cktism]

streets saying nate and cale were the only 2 absent from practice…. said oh im sure….

[waggot]

lets see if i win today

[texastendy-29]

i know this may be the nichest thing on planet earth but do any of you hockey weirdos remember the scholastic series Spirit Animals. guys do you see my vision

[m4cktism]

I feel like I dont take my job as cale makars pr manager seriously enough on here i need to lock in

[annieqattheperipheral]

One of these dmen got a puck to the head, skipped 2 shifts (replaced by burns) and sat on the bench for awhile, then got gwg assist. Guess who😭😭😭

[sidsthekid]