A white room with some random ass accessories around. And then there’s the three blonde elephants. Three blonde girls that look like twins, fighting loudly over HIM.
MR!Magik: Get your own m/n!
MT!Magik: Take a look in the mirror! That boy is MINE
MC!Magik: Yours? Please. As if he’d ever lower himself to fuck an ugly clone.
Apparently m/n had a girlfriend. When did he get a girlfriend? Shiiit, good question. M/n looked drained, he just wanted to finish his mission. Kill a mafia boss, steal the mafia’s money, and sleep in a newly bought queen sized bed.
Instead, he found himself in a white void, with three VERY hot blonde girls fighting over his love. A love he didn’t know he had.
MC!Magik: Hah! You haven’t saved the world with him! He’s MY King of limbo! 
MT!Magik: You talk a lot for a short bitch! M/n isn’t so pathetic to fall for a visage of the real deal!
MR!Magik: Enough of this! M/n. Come to me, dear.
M/n: Girls.. uh— magiks’ I don’t—
MT!Magik Hah?! M/n don’t speak to little miss angry fake here! Come to me. The REAL illyana!
M/n: For the love of god—!
MC!Magik: SHUT. UP. I’ve had enough of you succubus bitches trying to fool my lover!!
She pulls out her soul sword, standing infront of m/n as the two other Magik’s pull out their own swords. Glaring at each other.
M/n, although amused by this little theater performance, was getting tired of being yanked around like some cheap whore.
M/n: I don’t know any of you!
The three girls, known as ‘Magik’ looked at him with confusion. Until one of them, the one with a red ‘X’ on her shoulder walked up to him and pressed her head against his forehead.
She stared at him with worry yet love. She looked like she wanted to make out with him and fuck him infront of these two fakes.
MC!Magik: Ah. There’s a magic barrier in your mind.
She said as if it’s the most normal thing ever. She looked bored now and yet annoyed. Immediately she flicked his forehead, and memories flooded back into his mind.
M/n remembered everything. It was true. He was indeed the lover of illyana Rasputin. Yet as he looks at the triplets, he realizes he has memories of all of them.
MC!Magik: There we go my love. Now inform these pathetic wenches that your mine!
M/n: Uh… about that—
MT!Magik: Huh? You probably implanted false memories in him you fake! Move it! Let me inspect him!
MC!Magik: TOUCH HIM AND I CHOP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!
MR!Magik: I’ve heard enough of this shit! Both of you can die!
M/n: My fucking god.. why did I have to fall for a Russian woman. HEY!! IDIOTS!!
The three Magik’s then turned to face m/n. Effectively shutting up and listening to m/n.
M/n: I have memories of all of you. I’m assuming there was meant to be two other me’s but somehow we all got fused into one. Such a magical outcome caused my memories to be… well, fucked.
He explained his theory. The Magik’s stared before looking annoyed at this. Great, this fight was for nothing. One of them, Rivals Magik, came up and picked up m/n while glaring at the two other Magik’s
MR!Magik: So what? I’m supposed to share you now or something?
M/n: Uh.. no. You could—
A stepping disc appeared under Rivals Magik and M/n. Both of them fell through it. Rivals Magik saw herself a few feet away from the group. While, M/n was currently in the hands of Comics Magik.
MC!Magik: as if! He’s still mine!!
MT!Magik: HEY!! THATS MY M/N TO!!
Tokon Magik threw a fireball at comics Magik. She looked annoyed at this slight inconvenience and simply flick the ball away. Only for tokon magik to appear in front of her and swing a sword at her.
Comic Magik, dropped you softly and clashed her own soul sword with Tokon Magik. M/N looks slightly disoriented, but stood up nonetheless. He was rather tired of all this.
So he enlarge his hand with his ink powers, and slapped both of the magiks’ in the face, while picking up the other one with his other enlarged ink hand, and bring her closer to the group.
M/n: Now illyanas. You can stop being lovesick jealous idiots. And use your magical abilities to unfuse me… uh.. US. Ok?
They looked embarrassed, but eagerly listened as they desperately wanted their own M/N back. So they performed a magical incantation, and suddenly from one body split three other boys. three different M/n’s.
The three magiks instantly knew which one was theirs and ran up to grab them. Each of the Russian girls picked up their respective boyfriend and held him in their arms, ensuring he cannot escape, no matter what.
And, this sick game was over. As the six felt a strange energy, consume them. They open their eyes to see a blue energy teleporting them away, and when they open their eyes again, they found themselves back in their respective universes.
MC!Magik: Huh… well that was weird as shit. Never again. 
Comics Magik said, kissing HER m/n deeply and roughly.
Comics Magik: Now. To bed. I’m gonna hold you until we die.
M/n: Illyana—
Comics Magik: NO. No back talk. And no disagreement. Bed. Now.
She commanded, reaching her bed and big spooning m/n.
YES alright I don't know if you've seen hellsing abridged but
Can you do seras victoria with a S/O that ends up inside of seras where he talks to her in her head but he mostly resides in her boob alot of the time.
Seras Victoria with an S/O that lives in her boob
A/n: I wonder how strange this request would look to anyone who doesn't know the plot of Hellsing. Since you mentioned the abridged, I thought it would be funny to base this post on the abridged version of Seras. I might do more like that if people like this one. Thank you for requesting, I hope you enjoy!
The story of yours and Seras' love was a tale as old as time. Watching all of your comrades die, sacrificing yourself to save her from a Nazi vampire, her absorbing you into her body and and the two of you working together to kill a ghost werewolf. You know, the usual.
Still, when all was said and done, the two of you thought it best not to mention all of this to your employer. After all the other things Integra had seen that night, you were worried that learning that her former security guard was now residing in their girlfriend's left tit might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. And so, when she asked Seras about her loss, she only replied that she'd always keep you in her heart. If only the others knew how literally she was speaking...Alucard did, but hell would probably freeze over before he'd tell Integra that.
You and Seras were out on one of your late night walks, which were usually much less eventful than her master's.
"Y'know, it's not safe for a pretty lady like yourself to be out alone this late~"
She only smirked at your words.
"I'm not alone, remember? And I'd probably be safer with some late night pervert than with you, anyway~"
"My, how callous. I'd almost say I didn't know a woman's heart could be so cruel, if I weren't already living in yours~"
Seras noticed a cafe nearby, a quaint little thing with very few customers. You'd probably be safe to eat there without attracting too much attention.
"Hey, let's go in there."
"I don't know, I'm not that hungry."
"Please, I knew how much you could eat even before I could see in your head, ma chère~"
"Alright, if that's how you wanna play it."
Seras marched into the cafe and took a seat in the far corner. The waitress approached her with a smile.
"Good evening, dear. May I take your order?"
"Yeah, I'll take a cup of tea and a scone."
"Make it three."
"Make it three."
"Three? You don't look like you're eating for two."
Seras let out a light chuckle and placed a hand over her left breast, playing it off as her holding her heart.
"With this one, it's more like eating for five."
The waitress nodded and went off to deliver Seras' order, finally allowing her to properly converse with you.
"You know I can feel it whenever you squeeze your tit like that, right?"
"Obviously not. If I did, I would've squeezed much harder. Don't you feel guilty, makin' a lass put on so much weight~?"
"Well, with any luck it'll go straight to your boobs. I could certainly use the extra leg room."
"I thought you said me boobs were already big?"
"They are...in comparison to your brain~"
The waitress returned with Seras' food, which she scarfed down like a wolf, much to the shock of both the customers and the staff. After finishing up and paying, Seras headed out so that the two of you could continue your walk.
The two of you didn't get much farther, though, before you were stopped and approached by a group of men who clearly had very different plans for your host.
"Tell me, what's a pretty li'l thing doing out this late all by yourself, huh?"
Clearly not daunted by the man's words in the slightest, Seras casually walked past the group, wanting to continue walking without causing a scene. Unfortunately, the men clearly didn't get the memo as one placed a hand on your girlfriend's shoulder, making her stop without turning around.
"Oi, oi. I don't remember saying you could leave."
The group all snickered and grinned at Seras, who only glared at them in return.
"Looks like I was wrong, ma chère. It seems we've found three tits that are bigger than yours."
"Yeah. Do you want me to handle this?"
"No, no. It would be impolite to let a woman to sully her hands dealing with such lowlifes. Please...allow me."
The man closest to Seras let go of her shoulder, only to pull out a knife. He was about to stab her with it, when you appeared out of her arm and tightly grabbed his.
"Sorry to disappoint you, gentlemen, but I'm afraid there's someone already inside this body. And I really don't like to share!"
You twisted the knife in the man's hand and stabbed it straight through his cheek. The man ran off in a hurry, quickly followed with the two others with him, either scared off from the man's injury, or from the fact a whole ass person just emerged from the woman they were targeting.
Seras breathed a sigh of relief as you returned to your home in her left boob.
"Thanks for the assist, but do you really have to stay in me boob?"
"I'm merely playing with the hand I was dealt, ma chère. Like in five-card draw."
"But you can change your cards in five-card draw."
"I'm well aware~"
Seras let out another chuckle and squeezed you again, this time much harder than before. Luckily, no one else was around to see what would've looked like a young woman fondling herself out in public at the dead of night to anyone not in the know of your situation.
Sure, living in your girlfriend's boob might not be the most common situation for couples. But compared to half the things the two of you see on a regular Tuesday, it's far from the strangest either.
(ZZZ) Trust Test! Do they follow through with an out of pocket request?
Starring: Belle, Anby, Nicole, Astra, Evelyn, Burnice, and Zhu Yuan
No NSFT, just pure humor
An emergency has sprung up, but there's not enough time to explain what in the heck is happening! You just pray your girlfriend trusts you enough to follow along, time is of the essence!
And so, you enter her room in a clear state of panic, uttering the words:
(Belle) "...Eh?"
Belle blinks a few times to make sure she heard you correctly. You don't look like you're joking. In fact, this is probably the most serious she's ever seen you!
She wouldn't get too flustered over this normally. In fact, she'd probably tease you or say something dumb, but seeing genuine panic in your expression leads her to believe something is up.
Especially since you didn't look like you'd crack up.
"B-But...Um, okay?"
Granted, she's also seen weirder requests from her line of work, and at least it was her significant other asking...?
Verdict: Belle would comply, but once it was over with she sure would like to ask 'what the hell is happening???'
(Anby) "Understood."
She calmly nods and sits upright from the couch.
Anby has zero hesitation the instant she sees how serious you are. She knew you wouldn't just ask something like this completely out of the blue.
...At least, from all her reference material she has, no romance movies or anything had this situation come up.
Verdict: Anby trusts you with her heart completely, no matter how ridiculous the request, she'll go through with it.
(Nicole) "WHAT?!"
She's completely taken off guard. You sure as hell didn't sound like you were joking, and she was good enough at reading people to know when you were pulling some stupid joke.
Nicole didn't know if she should be happy this was one of those times you were dead serious, given the request.
(Nicole) "W-Why the hell do I gotta strip?! And why are you so tense?!"
Nicole trusts you with a lot of things. Her plans, her finances, her feelings. BUT. That usually came with some context at the very least!
If she didn't know you any better, she'd throw her suitcase at your head assuming this was the stupidest pickup line in history!
Verdict: NO! ...At least set the mood up or something!
...The hell do you mean this isn't that kind of situation?!
(Astra) "Oh my, how foward!"
Well...Astra would do a lot of things for you without question!
But...this one definitely has some questions attached to it.
Judging by how fast you were speaking, this didn't sound seem like you wanted to get intimate in an interesting way.
...Then again, you wouldn't be so straight forward if it weren't dire.
Eh, to heck with it!
(Astra) "Hm...Alright, but I expect an explanation very soon after!"
Verdict: Astra has so many questions, but if it'll help whatever the heck's going on, she's in!
(Evelyn) "...Pardon?"
Evelyn has to shake off her shock, nothing in the world preparing her for such a stupid ask.
What made this worse was how sincere you were. You've teased her before, but this did not appear to be one of those times.
She's seen that look on your face before. One that was grave enough for her to think you were under attack, blackmail or...whatever was going on here?
Evelyn quickly leaps up from her seat, checks the door looking left and right, then closes the windows and puts both your phones under the blanket-
(Evelyn) "If this is some elaborate ruse, I'm going to be very angry."
She may not trust whatver's going on, but...She trusts you.
Verdict: Evelyn would never do this if you weren't so serious, but if it'll lead to whatever predicament this is to an end, so be it.
(Burnice) "Woaaaah-ho! Drink too much Nitro-fuel there?"
She laughs at first before it awkwardly trails off, realizing you weren't bursting into laughter with her.
(Burnice) "W-What's up? Wait, is something going down!?"
Burnice quickly grabs some nitro-fuel and chugs it down. After wiping her mouth she flips down her sunglasses-
(Burnice) "Alrighty, let's make things hotter!"
Verdict: OKAY! Clothes are off and her body is smoking!
...What now?
Zhu Yuan's jaw drops before she begins rapidly stuttering.
(Zhu Yuan) "(Y/N)?! What's gotten into you?!"
No, this wasn't just you teasing her, something clearly was wrong. Thankfully, her training immediately kicks in and detects there's something afoot.
She's already walking over to you, grabbing your shoulders.
(Zhu Yuan) "Don't worry, I'll handle this!"
...W-What do you mean just her clothes need to be off? Seriously?!
Her confident demeanor suddenly shrinks, being reduced to a flustered stuttering mess once again.
(Zhu Yuan) "(Y/N), I can't just...remove my clothing with no warning!"
Verdict: Zhu Yuan will not. She trusts you to no end, but this was pushing it! At least this wasn't a prank...
===
A/N: I don't know what possessed me to make this post, I'll be real with ya'll.
You come home with some food, and you've texted your girlfriend if they wanted anything, and they said no.
Buuuuuuut?-
Starring: Cissia, Belle, Astra, and Evelyn
Surprising you completely, Cissia had replied no to your text, immediately making you raise an eyebrow. Either someone had just kidnapped Cissia and was doing a terrible impersonation, or she had already devoured what you had at home....Of course, you just went ahead and ordered an extra meal, just to be safe.
The moment you came through the door, Cissia almost pounced on you, sniffing the fast food with an excited expression. Before she could drool over the bag, you gently put shoved her back with a single finger.
"I thought you weren't hungry," Your voice was rather unamused, but she either didn't notice or care enough to point it out as she nuzzled against your cheek, not even trying to hide the fact she was eyeing your food.
"Weeeell, that was a while ago!-"
"Fifteen minutes-"
"Yeah, like I said, a while!"
You sighed, but this wasn't exactly surprising...Know what? Time for a trust test. Though, you already knew what the answer was going to be.
"I'm going to change clothes real quick, then come back down to eat." You gave her a smile and set the bag on the counter.
"Okaaaay~" She waved you off, waiting until you walked around the corner.
The only reason why all your meal wasn't gone was because you came downstairs to watch her unwrap your food at honestly an impressive speed. Until she made eye contact with you.
"AH." Her fangs were visible as her mouth went slack jawed, and her arms quickly dropped everything and attempted to put it back in the bag. It was such a blur of movement you swore you could see afterimages, ending with her innocently putting her hands behind her back.
"They forgot your fries! I was just checking to make sure so you could enjoy yourself right away!" ...It didn't take long for her to sigh and immediately leap over to you. "I'M SORRY! AS SOON AS I SMELLED THE FRIES I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!-"
You just laughed, making her recoil back in shock. Were you snapping?! WERE YOU GOING TO FINALLY PUT AN END TO HER?!-
You wiped off some of the crumbs for her lip, making her freeze completely still.
"Bought myself an extra bag, don't worry." Your hand reached for your car keys while you heard Cissia sigh in complete relief.
"Oh, I feel WAAAY less bad eating it no-H-HEY! THAT MEANS YOU DIDN'T TRUST ME!"
State of fries: GONE, REDUCED TO ATOMS.
"Yyyyoink!" Belle snatches one of your fries shamelessly, eating it as you made eye contact.
"I thought you didn't want anything," Your eyebrow raise did nothing to deter your girlfriend. She even had the gall to lean closer into you, stealing another one!
"I didn't want a meal, but I want some snacks!"
"There's like, five bags of chips nearby-"
"Yeah, but they're not fries! Besides, one or two being taken won't kill ya."
You knew better than to be shocked. She was a little gremlin when it came to food like this anyway. 'Girlfriend privelege' as she called it. Your hoodies and side foods were all property of Belle now.
State of fries: Pilfered
Astra wouldn't really steal your fries. She'd ask for permission first of course!
"Ooooh, I don't get to have these very often! I know I said I didn't need anything, but would you mind?"
As if you could say no to that smile.
"Hah, be my guest!" You grandly gestured to the bag with a hand roll, making Astra giggle.
"Mmmm!....Hm." Her eyes narrowed, making you laugh at her sudden serious expression. "Ah, I see why I don't! Buuut, you seem to be enjoying it!"
You just shrugged.
"Honestly, I just grabbed this just to get some energy for today. It's not my favorite."
"Then why didn't you grab that instead? No need to settle for anything less!"
"You're right, we deserve nothing but the best cuisine in fast food, Astra," You laughed alongside Astra, though you noticed she grabbed one more. "...I thought you didn't like it?"
"I never said that! The taste is a little addicting, to be honest!"
State of fries: Standard amount taken, not too much and not too little.
"I'm surprised you can eat so much of those..." Evelyn's comment has a hint of shock in it.
"Eh, it's just something to fill the stomach up. Honestly, should've gotten something that the two of us could enjoy."
Evelyn gave you a small smile, crossing her arms as she leaned back into the seat.
"If it's more fast food, I think I'll pass."
"Come ooooon, a fry or two won't hurt!" You pushed the cup of fries to her, watching Evelyn chuckle in response.
"You never just only eat one or two, (Y/N). But, I appreciate the thought." Evelyn slightly pushed the little paper cup away.
State of fries: Untouched!
"Actually, do you think I could have some?" Evelyn chimes in once you reach the halfway point, making your eyebrows raise in surprise.
"Got the munchies?"
"No, I was just thinking Miss Yao might want some. Y-You don't mind, of course?"
Silence Suzuka with an Umamusuko boyfriend who is very rough around the edges, but he's got a good heart. If you could also aid how they met and how they even got into a relationship then that'd be cool, but general relationship head cannons are fine on their own.
Silence Suzuka's boyfriend: The one known as Glorious Saturday
•Glorious Saturday,if there's one thing to take away from his name it's the obvious relation to his sister Marvelous Sunday
•What's not so obvious is the personality contrast between the two
•Those who know Marvelous Sunday are frequently caught off-guard given how waspish he is compared to how bubby she is
•What's even more shocking is how someone like that ended up in a relationship with Silence Suzuka
•Yet despite the differences in personality and temperament the relationship not only works its iron clad
•He's quite good for her since unfortunately Special Week and Air Groove are too lenient when it comes to how much and often she runs
•He does not let it slide and will interfere to prevent her from going overboard with her running, especially if she was training earlier that day
•Thankfully he keeps her occupied during all of this so she's not left to her own decides jist thinking about her desire to run, even if it includes having to study for school or race theory both of which he hates doing but he'll do it since they both definitely need it
•Suzuka is very good for him in turn given how calming her presence is for him given how irritable he can get. She's the expert at not escalating a conflict yet making her stance clear and firm in her conviction
•Also she's actually quite good for his reputation among the academy in general since even more uma musume keep getting exposed to his softer side than before
•Since as harsh as he comes off he's always been fairly helpful to his juniors. Whether it's advice, favors, or just help with training he's quite reliable despite his attitude. This has resulted in a fan club similar to Palmer and he's just as obvious to it as she is to hers
•Suzuka is surprisingly attached towards her boyfriend to the point she could be called clingy at times, he's actually a calming presence for her to the point he reduces her nervous tick of walking in left-handed circles
•This is also quite lethal to other racers since if he is either participating in the same race or in the audience? Well she now basically has the runaway skill along with gold stamina skills
I feel vindicated writing the Trailblazers having a bit of anxiety and depression. What do you mean it’s only been 8 days in Planarcadia? We beat Irontomb just to fly towards his coworker. We might have to kill Jade and stop taking suggestions on where to go. No wonder Robin and Aventurine are summer themed. Those two might actually fund a real vacation for us.
SilverWolf : NO WAY–! these stupid, little-there is no way I'm gonna lose this 5 hour gameplay!—....
“GAME OVER”
[...SilverWolf's right eye twitches repeatedly as the, "Game over" screen flashes on her console monitor]
SilverWolf : ....
[With a groan of frustration, she storms away from her desk, walking fast towards a couch where Y/N is laying down, scrolling through his phone]
[Y/N notices her walking towards him, making him smile]
M!Reader : Hey, Wolfie! How's the gameplay? It must be good considering you've been–?!
[Without warning, she launches herself entirely onto him, laying her body on specifically his chest. She then unleashes a loud, muffler scream of pure anger onto his chest]
[Y/N places down his phone on top of a table next to the couch, immediately petting her hair with a gentle motion, still with a smile]
So this is gonna be from a fandom I've made something for but a verse I actually do enjoy
PJO Athena with a human husband
l can't stop thinking about Athena having a human spouse, a husband in particular~
So~ Athena met her husband, most likely at either college or a library, while pretending to just be a human, I think the library is probably more likely. At first, they were only acquaintances, which quickly grew into a friendship, and eventually Athena fell for him hard, like really hard. And Athena, ever so logical, knows that it's incredibly stupid to sit on your feelings for someone or to delay as anyone could come and snatch you up, so she confessed to feelings and identity to him
There's a incredibly high chance that Athena would grant her husband immortality, seeing as while Athena actually has had interest in others in the past, she never actually outright fallen in love before. So she wants to not only be with him forever but also cherish this feeling forever.
From a Athena post I saw in the past, I like the idea of her husband's home being a safe haven for Athena's children and those that said husbands grant permission to take shelter.
So imagine that Percy, Annabeth and Grover or thalia if it's before the titans curse are running from monsters and guess whose house is in the area?~ Athena decides to assist Annabeth telling her where to go and direct them towards his house
Annabeth's reaction would be pretty amusing after finding out that the house they are in going to be staying in belongs to her mother's husband, which makes you her stepfather
I think little annabeth would feel awkward or uncomfortable which is understandable. Added onto the fact Athena's husband is not only welcoming towards her and is very kind if not overly energetic
He'd definitely be friendly and kind towards Percy and Grover if not fatherly to a degree which I feel Percy would find awkward given how few good male role models he has in his life
I feel like to all the children belonging to the Athena cabin He'd absolutely be like a second father to them or a parent in general. And thanks to his immortality and connection to athena he's allowed to go to camp half blood and he visits quite frequently.
Now I think a key point in what made Athena fall for husband is definitely his personality. As we know Athena has a type for those who are intelligent. Thing is he's quite a curve ball since while he is intelligent he's also a ball of energy and affection who has a habit of doing downright idiotic things. It's just a massive contrast to others who caught her interest. Since they had varying degrees of eccentricity, they were never ones who were so extroverted and energetic. Not only did he not shy away from contact with others he'd actually enjoy it and frequently liked being around others. And despite his intelligence loved engaging in activities that would be viewed as mundane or stupid by others who would be considered geniuses. I think having that amount of passion,life and emotion despite being so intelligent is something that would definitely hit her differently.
(ZZZ) Anby, Nicole, Zhu Yuan, and Caesar King reacting to their S/O hugging them while asleep
"...Ah." Anby softly grunts when she feels S/O's weight shift onto her. While unused to this sensation, it certainly wasn't unpleasant.
Their arms wrapped around her waist before yanking them slowly closer, feeling them nuzzle their head against the back of her neck.
"...This is just like one of the scenes..." Anby quietly commented to herself. They had both watched a romantic comedy recently, and this scene played out almost exactly like that. But, there had yet to be any comically loud snoring.
Instead, there was just a comfortable silence that made Anby's face heat up slightly. Anby decided this was preferable than having the scene play out 1 to 1. She shifted closer so she could be hugged tighter, and resumed her sleep.
There were no complaints, that's for sure.
"Tch, seriously...?" Nicole grumbles. Not because she hated the feeling, it was mostly cause she was woken up by it, feeling their hands snake across her stomach.
At first, Nicole thought they were just getting handsy, and being fair she knows that she was gorgeous and they had free reign to praise her so. But it was like, 2am in the morning!
...Until she realized they were still asleep and just holding her closer. Her heart raced a little at that, chuckling quietly and resting her head back into the pillows.
"Even when you're passed out, you still can't get enough of me, huh?~"
Nicole shifted around to hold them back, making sure they couldn't move anymore as her legs locked them in.
Perfect. Now, back to getting some sleep. Cute as this was the first time, if she was going to be waken up again, S/O was going to pay for it.
Zhu Yuan immediately is ready to spring into action the second she's woken up by a strange sensation!-
Only to realize it was S/O shifting in their sleep. She couldn't help but sigh, even in the privacy of their bed, she was still getting antsy. Zhu Yuan was jolted back into an alert state the moment she felt S/O slowly shift on top of her.
"H-Hey, S/O? You awake?" She received no response, only their arm lazily snaking their way around her back as their head snuggled into her chest. As much as this flustered Zhu Yuan, it also made her heart melt that much more.
A smile grew on her lips as she comfortably readjusted them so she could sleep too, making sure they were still holding onto her in some capacity. Getting into position proper, Zhu Yuan had their head rest on her shoulder as she laid flat, snuggling them closer to her chest as she grabbed their hand and let it rest near her waist.
She closed her eyes and mentally wished them good night.
'I'm lucky to have you, S/O...' She kissed the top of their head and drifted back to sleep within a few minutes.
PANIC
Caesar was mentally screaming the moment she realized what was going on. This was EXACTLY like her romance manga, and it was finally happening to her! This was so much better than she ever could have imagined! They were so cute, she wanted to explode!
That being said, Caesar also wanted to explode from how flustered she was. All her time reading and wishing for this exact scenario, and now that it was happening all her preset plans were thrown out the window.
Does she hug them back? Does she adjust to make space? What does she do here?!
While her face is completely bright red, she just...kind of stays rigid as her mind is racing through a million different options. It takes her a while to fall back asleep, but she could almost squeal from joy. And she almost did everytime she glanced back to their sleeping expression, noticing how comfortable they were with her around.
Caesar settled for hugging them closer to her, making a mental note of how to be more comfortable and prepared for next time.
Yayyy, Nekomata! My friends don't like her cuz they kept losing their 50/50s to her, while I had the opposite problem and couldn't get her.
Anyyyway, she's a cutie kitty. I wanna pet her ears while she naps on my lap.
(ZZZ) Nekomiya resting on your lap
Nekomata hops onto your lap without hesitation, making you yelp in surprise.
"AH! N-Nekomata!" You just hear her snicker as her tails brushed against your face.
"You're my pillow right now since we're not doing anything!" Your girlfriend declared proudly, snuggling closer so that the light from the window hit her just right. With a deep satisfied exhale, her ears twitched before drooping. "Comfy...!"
You couldn't help but laugh, having a hand pet her head. Her little hum was your sign of approval to keep going, her tail batting the cushions of the couch.
"Sure, I wasn't planning on moving or anything-"
"Shush! I'm not moving from this spot!"
You playfully rolled your eyes. But, not like spending time with your girlfriend was anything to complain about. You rested your back further into the couch, intent on taking a nap with her.
BAM!
Nekomata immediately shot upright and landed on your lap from how high she jumped, making you yelp from the weight slamming on top of you.
She held onto you in slight terror as her ears and tails shot straight up-
...Only to see the Cunning Hares return with lunch, Nicole, Anby, and Billy carrying bags.
(Billy) "Lunchtiiii-WOAH-HOHO!"
(Anby) "I believe we are interrupting something."
(Nicole) "Don't kick the door like that, I don't wanna have to pay for repairs!"
Nekomata just pouted, not moving her arms off your neck and especially not helping her case.
(Nekomata) "I was just trying to take a nap before you brutes came in!-"
(Y/N) "...Oh, didn't you get some fried fish?-"
Her eyes shot wide and bolted for the bag at an ungodly speed-
As soon as she snatched her food, she laid her head on your lap, putting the bag in your hands.
(Nekomata) "Feed me, like I said I'm not moving from your lap!"
(Y/N) "And the nap?-"
(Nekomata) "Mackerel first, then nap!"
The rest of the Cunning Hares mercifully left you two be, and eventually you did manage to drift off with her, snuggling closer to your lap with every second passing.
(ZZZ) A Bath/Shower with Anby, Zhu Yuan, and Grace
Mostly SFW, because as per usual: you don't take a bath/shower with your clothes on.
Sinking into the hot water made you exhale in relief. It had been a long day, but thankfully the commission was finally done, meaning you and the rest of the Cunning Hares could celebrate. But first things first, you needed to relax. And you wouldn't be alone-
"Pardon me," Anby's calm voice came along. She sat in the tub with you, the water softly splashing and you saw her shoulders relax.
Originally, you offered to run a bath for her to take alone. But she was quick to bring up the point that this would save water. While true, it was still a little embarassing to be this close.
Then again, you two had been close for a long time to where little things like this wouldn't short circuit your brain anymore, instead just a small blush would form, and you'd get along mostly fine. The same went for Anby as she just sank further into the water.
And in her hand was...a rubber duck?
"Anby? Where'd you grab the duck?" You definitely didn't recall getting one before. Did she just have that on her?
"Nekomata recommended it to me. She said that it would make times for bathing more enjoyable." Her eyes seemed to narrow at the bath toy.
"...I-Is that right?"
"I do not believe so. Your presence alone is enough for this moment to be considered pleasant." Anby set the duck on the side, and turned back to face you.
You chuckled as you gestured her to come closer, and without much hesitation she put her back onto you. You began washing her hair, and you felt Anby lean further into your touch as you massaged her scalp.
"Well, I'm glad me just sitting here is enough for you." You splashed some water onto her silver hair, making sure not to accidentally hit her face.
"No matter what we do, I find myself...calmed as long as you're with me," came her honest and stoic answer. "Such as right now."
You'd kiss her right now if the angle wasn't so awkward. Oh well, that could come later.
"...Me too, Anby.~" Finally satisfied with the shampoo, you thoroughly washed out her hair. Afterwards you just held her in your arms with Anby in your lap, smiling and relaxing in the hot water.
You felt her hands gently hold your wrists, taking the time and just enjoying yourselves. Soon you'd have to get out, probably have one chaotic ass dinner, then promptly pass out. But right now? It was just you and Anby, and you wanted to keep it this way for at least a little longer.
The way she closed her eyes and rested her head against your chest told you she wanted the same.
Fine by you.
Zhu Yuan sighed as the shower ran down her hair, standing and just letting the water hit her skin. She didn't bother to look up when she heard you gently open the bathroom door.
"Hey, YuanYuan~" You sang out her name, letting the towels rest on the counter.
Your girlfriend smiled at the nickname, her face only getting a little red upon you entering. Her hand rubbed circles on the back of her neck, but she still turned around to greet you properly through the glass.
"Hello, dear," Zhu Yuan thankfully didn't sound too tired.
"Day go alright?" You asked as you took your shirt off, with Zhu Yuan already stepping aside to make room for you as well.
You remembered the first time you two shared a shower, you swore that Zhu Yuan was going to have a heart attack with how fast hers was beating. Nowadays, it was one of the little things you two did that she grew to look forward to.
"As well as it could, considering," She responded while grabbing some soap. "Thankfully right now it's mainly paperwork to fill out, and I'm hoping it's going to stay that way."
You stepped in finally, hugging her from behind and feeling Zhu Yuan slightly lean into your hold.
"Good, you deserve the break." You kissed the back of her shoulder and you felt her lightly tense up from it. Though, it was quick to disappear as your arms moved to wash her hair for her. "I'll kick every criminal's ass in this city if they refuse to let my darling sit down."
She let out a small laugh as your fingers straightened her long hair, opening her eyes and seeing your blurry reflection in the glass as she responded.
"What you're doing now is enough for me, (Y/N)-" Zhu Yuan didn't get to finish her sentence as your arms snaked around her waist and you kissed the back of her neck.
This time, she properly shuddered as you whispered fondly, pressing yourself into her back.
"Nope, I need to do even more. It's what you deserve."
She lifted your arms for a moment before facing you, water dripping down her smiling face as she leaned in to kiss you. When she pulled back, she motioned for you to turn around so she could do your hair as well.
"I'm not sure I even deserve you, but...I'm glad you're here in my life."
"Who else is going to embarrass you in front of the other officers and your parents?~"
Zhu Yuan playfully rolled her eyes at that, and the two of you just quietly chatted about your day as you two washed each other.
"Aaaah, this is exactly what I needed!" Grace sank into the tub, laughing at your yelp as the water splashed around.
"Grace, stand still! Can't get all this stuff off ya if you move like that."
"Sorry, sorry!" She apologized with a smile on her face, closing her eyes as she felt the sweat of today finally be washed off.
She let out a small moan as she felt their fingers massage around her neck and chest the tension fading away.
"Jeez, what were you working on today?" You probably knew the answer already, but you still couldn't help but ask. With how stiff her neck was this was getting a little ridiculous!
"Just the kids, y'know, the usual," Grace sighed as your hands moved around her arms, rubbing soap on them. "Had to get them really worked up today."
You smiled a little. You knew she was crazy about her technology, especially your 'children'. Her coming home with sweat, grime, and all sorts of oils probably shouldn't come as any surprise.
This was probably one of the few moments you two had together that didn't have technology present and she could decompress, at least a little. But you'd be a fool to deny her love for them for too long.
"Well, I just wish they'd be a little nicer to you-"
"They always are!" Grace interjected. "Well, usually. But, they're as good to me as you're being right now!"
You kissed her neck and smiled, feeling Grace shiver just a little from the intimacy.
"Is that right? Am I doing better?"
"Weeeelll-" Grace was cut off when your hands moved from under her arms quickly down to her waist, threatening to tickle her. "Yes, yes! Hah, don't be too jealous, (Y/N)!"
You knew that she spoke about you as much as her 'kids', but that didn't stop her from teasing you every now and then. Your hands held her stomach as you leaned closer to kiss her cheek, before Grace gently cupped your face and moved herself to properly kiss you.
"...Thanks for looking after me."
You kissed Grace one more time before chuckling.
"Someone's gotta make sure our kids' mother is alright too."
[A rare, peaceful moment of Mitsuri and Y/N sitting right next to each other beneath the beautiful shade of a tree. Mitsuri is happily chatting about her day. As usual, her enthusiasm is contagious–
Mitsuri : And then I thought, "Wow, that cloud looks like a bunny!" But the longer I looked, the more it actually looked like a fish! And then–
[Mitsuri suddenly stops, eyes drifting down, towards Y/N's bento box, specifically—the food. Mitsuri immediately looks away... Then looks back, then away again, trying very hard to be polite. While eating, Y/N notices]
M!Reader : ...Chuckles, want some?
Mitsuri freezes.
Mitsuri : What?
[He grabs his bento box and shows it to Mitsuri with a smile on his face]
M!Reader : You keep looking at it, Mochi
Mitsuri : N-No I wasn't!–
M!Reader : Pftt–you absolutely were...
[Mitsuri's face instantly blushes. She proceeds to put both of her hands up to deny his offer]
Mitsuri blushing : I was just... Appreciating the looks of the food!
M!Reader : ...Mochi, you just described that you do want my food...
Mitsuri blushing : That's a different meaning!
M!Reader : Mmhm...
[Y/N smirks at the comment and still simply offers the food]
M!Reader : I insist! You're probably tired from last night's duties, i know you've eaten but your probably still hungry. In a way, this is legitimately a way for me to say thank you for keeping the people safe!–
Mitsuri blushing : You really don't need to!
M!Reader : ...Okay-you either eat some of my food or I'll be the one feeding it to you and we both know you'll get even more flustered if I do that...
[Mitsuri blushes redder, hearing Y/N's ultimatum basically just gets her into a corner]
[Mitsuri quickly grabs the bento box out of his hand and starts eating some of it. Mitsuri smiles and stares at Y/N with wide eyes]
Let's be wholesome saps: Zhu Yuan's S/O gifting her flowers during her work
(ZZZ) Zhu Yuan receiving flowers from you
I want to let you know, I would've had this imagine done in like three minutes but I went on a forty minute side-quest to figure out how Chinese nicknames work, and even then I'm still not sure if this is correct.
God I hope it is.
Zhu Yuan was in the middle of organizing some of the piles of paperwork when Seth softly knocked on her desk, grabbing her attention.
"Captain? I think someone's here to see you." Judging by the light-hearted smile on his face, she could tell this wasn't related to work. Meaning it had to be-
"YuanYuan!~" Your nickname for her being called out for everyone in the office to hear caused your girlfriend to nearly drop all her papers in shock.
Zhu Yuan loudly cleared her throat and stood up, with Seth respectfully giving her some distance. She attempted to regain her composure for everyone watching-
Only to fail miserably seeing you enter with a lovely bouquet of flowers and the brightest smile imaginable.
"(Y/N)? W-What are you doing here?"
"Just to give you this real quick!" You gently laid the flowers on top of her desk, making sure to say hello to Seth and Qingyi. Seth respectfully gave a nod while Qingyi calmly held her tea, an eyebrow raising and examining Zhu Yuan's reaction.
Much to your girlfriend's dismay, many of her fellow officers were doing the same.
Her face was absolutely steaming at this point, her heart nearly bursting at the wonderful colors you chose for the flowers alone. Despite how pure your intentions were, she kept a relatively straight face even though she wanted to thank you without restraint.
"T-Thank you, (Y/N). They're lovely." Zhu Yuan still gave you a heartfelt smile, and her heartbeat only quickened upon seeing your beaming reaction. She was finally on the road to recovery until-
You leaned in to kiss her cheek, causing some lighthearted chuckles to ripple through the office.
"See you at home! Oh, and here's a vase too-"
You turned around and set the vase next to the bouquet, and flashed one more loving smile before quickly making your way out of the office so Zhu Yuan could focus back on work.
Though, that was already a hard task given how much you had Stun-locked her. She cleared her throat once again and tried to speak with a stern voice, much of the heat being lost due to her clearly flustered state.
"Back to work everyone."
"...They chose well," Qingyi stoically commented, making Zhu Yuan's face heat up again.
Whether she meant the flowers or something else, the Captain didn't know, but she had a guess. Zhu Yuan leaned back into her chair and glanced over to the vase, propping the flowers up inside.
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