[virgohumor]

[sne-blog1]

[gothicprep]

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[automobileinheritance]

my hero

[queendeepsigh]

I need @xxbatchmonkeyxx to read this You have to read this This is wonderful

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Robert is my favorite person today

[dootkegfjsk-deactivated20131013]

Drake wouldn't treat me like this

[hannahkspelman-deactivated20120]

[tornadokick95-deactivated202211]

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

[prtypsn-blog]

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

[gaylormoons]

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

[3000--21]

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

[gamadeus]

[theonion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

[troyesivan]

sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it

[thezartorialist]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

otp: we’re not a couple.

me:

[zeeday]

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

[maaaartishka]

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

[mysharona1987]

Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever, it’s he who emerges from her womb.

Nizar Qabbani

one of the greatest lies of patriarchy is claiming framing the father as the lifegiver

(via lilacmeadow)

[lisasyl-deactivated20190922]

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

[daesyparts]

if you don’t think i’m a princess then you are a 100% right i’m the fucking queen

[ghostsandgoblins]