[automobileinheritance]

it’s me, back at it again with the shitposting...

[sa2ha]

I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!

[smallinsaneone-blog]

@books-and-yarn

[automobileinheritance]

i haven’t been on tumblr in ages and this was the sweetest thing to come back to

[pussylipgloss]

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

[woodmeat]

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

[jennyloggins]

[spoco]

#this post is like two years old did it create her

[freshofftheboatgifs]

[everythingisproblematicin]

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

[jamiesclaytons]

u know u really like a song when u get goosebumps just thinking about listening to it

[coconutmilkfiasco]

Little Einsteins dub step remix

[kony2012official]

Idc what anyone says, La La Land was so good

[kony2012official]

I think it’s her best song

[cutebutthole]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kony2012official]

Idc what anyone says, La La Land was so good

[kony2012official]

I think it’s her best song

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever wonder how many times you have clicked a mouse in your life because i do and it scares me how high the number probably is

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[ruinedchildhood]

[homosozialismus]

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

[bonitabreezy]

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

[starksgrace]

I just read it as Megan

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

[ladygolem]

the rawring twenties ^w^

[charaznable]

the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things

[friendbow]

do you accept him?

[ilovedookie]

ACCEPT

[lord-kitschener]

A C C E P T