Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)
this accuracy of this bit fucking bodied me as someone who is/has been both.
Jules of Nature

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)
this accuracy of this bit fucking bodied me as someone who is/has been both.
real yearners miss shit that never even happened
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.
Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.
These are the beans of a killer, Bella.
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
Grandma Ferret. (X)
Today’s Grandma Ferret
REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS
@supreme-leader-stoat
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
That's me!
Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
every single day the news is like "breaking: the president has decreed that 100 to 200 angry hornets will be crammed into the mouth of each and every non-billionaire in the continental US on a random night this week while they sleep!" and every single time i'm like "...is this a power traditionally held by the executive branch of the US government?" and sometimes the answer is "unfortunately yes" and sometimes the answer is "no but it's happening anyway lol" and then i'm like "well i guess i hope the other branches impose checks and balances on his decision" and then the republican-majority supreme court is like "we're fine with this" and the republican-majority congress is like "what if the hornets were angrier actually" and then some glossy new startup is like "we built a tool to help predict which night is your night to have the hornets jammed in there, it's called buzzz :)" but the it turns out the tool is powered by ai so it's completely worthless and anyway what i'm saying is no, i haven't really been keeping up on my laundry lately.