Fiddleford H. McGucket

Well howdy! I don't do alla that memory loss stuff no more... but if ya ever need a gadget fixed up, or a friend to chat with, feel free ta reach on out!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Howdy folks!

My name is Fiddleford H. McGucket! Founder and leader of Society of the Blind Eye!

In a world full of weird and dangerous things... if there's anything you'd like to forget, let us know and we will assist!

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This dandy little place is for me to chit chat and answer any questions y'all may have for me! I can even help ya fix any gadgets ya have layin' about!

My children:

Tater McGucket

Burnie ( @i-think-i-left-my-oven-on )

Dippy ( @dippyfresh11037 )

Anywho, I suppose I'll see y'all around!

OOC:

For some context, this is Fiddleford post-blind eye society, but pre-crazy! He's still got a lot of his mind left, but he purposefully erases stuff that stresses him out if he thinks it's necessary. I'm bending the show's canon, but I think most rp blogs do that sooo- lmao

To stick with canon to other rp blogs, any previous iterations of him on this site he had wiped from his memories- for some reason or another. Only to then end up back here anyway!

(Also if you are T.R.A.S.H and/or hateful in any way- I can and will block you. So fuck off.)

Tate will likely be mentioned, as well as Tate's mom who's now Fiddleford's ex-wife. But, unless someone makes an rp account for them, they won't make an actual appearance.

If you have any related questions, just specify they're for OOC and I'll happily answer!

(Also I'm very midwestern so I am so sorry if I mess up Fiddleford's speech patterns)

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

you do know that Dippy Fresh is a creation of Bill, right??

Yes, I do know.

That don't make Dippy any less of a person.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I beg to differ. I will debate you on this, alternate timeline/version of Old Man McGucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Also, hold on- did you call me an Old man?!

I'm not old! I'm barely 40!

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

well you're a lot older in his timeline. I'd send you a photo but I'm not too sure you'd enjoy it...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... I think I'll pass...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Don't worry! You age adorabley!! You're very old!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Burnie, I love you dearly, but I am not old- maybe in that timeline, or whatever it is, but not now- .-.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

In that timeline you're old!! Like, 63 or something!!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... 63 still ain't that old, but fair enough-

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You're old enough to finally grow into your old person cuteness you seem to possess no matter the timeline!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- see...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You seem to have it even as an alternatre universe child. How sweet! ♡

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- don't know how to feel about that- but I'll take the compliment

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Yay! ... sorry if I made you uncomfy...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

No no, you're fine hun! It's just confusin' to me is all.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

What's confusing? The alternate universes?

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Me being considered a "cute old man"

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Why is that of all things confusing?

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Cause I ain't cute?

[dipperpinesofficial]

OOC question cause I’m curious and wanna make my own rp blog soon. What do ppl mean by mod? Do they have a friend or smth to “moderate” asks and other stuff? I just don’t understand lol

[OOC : its lowkey js the person or ppl that run the blog and answer asks and stuff. I think half the people that say "mod" and stuff r js talking about themself lol. not gonna disclose how many ppl run this blog together but yeah. js do whatever u want im sure you'll do fine :P ]

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

(OOC: This!! I usually use OOC cause it's easier for me, but mod usually just means moderator of the blog (from my understanding), and is whoever runs the blog!)

[lemonyskickers]

Oaauufghggh, it's almost midnight but I neeed to drawwww

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Do you need to? Or do you want to?

Regardless- you won't be able to draw well if you're too sleep deprived.

[lemonyskickers]

Jokes on you, sleep can't catch me!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Go to bed.

[sanderson-mansnoozie-official]

🫸🤛❓

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I assume you're saying you'll knock them out...?

... if you're able to, go for it.

[sanderson-mansnoozie-official]

👌

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Tasty molasses cookies I made!

[dippyfresh11037]

Can I have one? 🍪

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

They look delicious!

[lemonyskickers]

Oaauufghggh, it's almost midnight but I neeed to drawwww

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Do you need to? Or do you want to?

Regardless- you won't be able to draw well if you're too sleep deprived.

[lemonyskickers]

Jokes on you, sleep can't catch me!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Go to bed.

[sanderson-mansnoozie-official]

🫸🤛❓

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I assume you're saying you'll knock them out...?

... if you're able to, go for it.

[lemonyskickers]

Oaauufghggh, it's almost midnight but I neeed to drawwww

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Do you need to? Or do you want to?

Regardless- you won't be able to draw well if you're too sleep deprived.

[lemonyskickers]

Jokes on you, sleep can't catch me!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Go to bed.

[lemonyskickers]

NEVER

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

*sigh* fine, but if you're exhausted tomorrow then don't say I didn't warn ya-

[lemonyskickers]

Oaauufghggh, it's almost midnight but I neeed to drawwww

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Do you need to? Or do you want to?

Regardless- you won't be able to draw well if you're too sleep deprived.

[lemonyskickers]

Jokes on you, sleep can't catch me!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Go to bed.

[lemonyskickers]

Oaauufghggh, it's almost midnight but I neeed to drawwww

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Do you need to? Or do you want to?

Regardless- you won't be able to draw well if you're too sleep deprived.

[ink-and-spectres]

And then nothing bad ever happened to them. THE END.

digital, reference below the cut

I think this idea was funnier in my head, but it turned out so sad-looking. I am very proud of it anyway.

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

So! Sasha- ( @stephanweaverofworlds )

Now that things have been a bit- settled... I have someone I'd like ya to meet. Well- technically two someone's, but I'm startin' with one 'cause it'll be easier to take it one at a time and Burnie is still injured-

[stephanweaverofworlds]

The young man(?) gives a shy wave, arms tucking closer around daer torso. "Hello-"

((art I commissioned from @rotten-dan-art a couple years ago of Sasha! :>

They are masc-leaning enby, they/them is good, but preferred pronouns are dey/dem/daer ))

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

@queen-toothiana-official

Sasha, this is my friend the Tooth Fairy. Toothy, this is Sasha.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Hello, Sasha! I've heard a lot about you!

@stephanweaverofworlds

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"Woah..." Sasha made a soft chrrr, fascinated by Tooth's feathers. Pretty pretty! Dey shook demself, growing embarrassed to have been staring. "H-hi, nice to meet you... erm..." dey weren't sure what to say- had Mr. McGucket already told this- Tooth Fairy, all about dem?

"...forgive me for asking, but.. what do you- do, as a tooth fairy? Fae are... I've heard good and bad stories about them." dey finished, aiming for tact, but uncertain if they'd managed it...

[queen-toothiana-official]

I collect teeth that contain important memories and protect them.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"....I didn't... realize teeth contained memories." dey finally said, a lil put off by the initial concept. But it hardly sounded malicious. "And. How do you. Get the teeth..?" dey just- wanted to be sure.

[queen-toothiana-official]

My fairies and I come at night to collect them from under the pillows of children and replace them with quarters in exchange for them. Though, my fairies honestly deserve more credit for it.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"...oh! Like baby teeth." Sasha relaxed a little. "A protector of childhood memories, I'd guess-? Or something like that?" dey chirped softly again. "I am curious about how that... works. I've never heard about teeth holding memories, but I believe it."

[queen-toothiana-official]

That is a really good guess.

If you have any questions about the teeth, I can answer them!

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"Do... you mind answering some questions about yourself...?" dey ask, head tilting gently.

[queen-toothiana-official]

No, I won't mind! ^^

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"Do your wings let you fly...?" dey ask. "And, um..." dey reach into daer coat, pulling a sketchbook from an inner pocket, "Would... you mind if I sketched them..?" dey asked shyly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Yeah. My wings do!

And... uh... I suppose that's fine.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Sasha kept the sketchbook closed. "I don't have too, if you're uncomfortable." dey said gently. Dey hadn't meant to make her uncomfortable...

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh, it's fine.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"...thank you." Sasha opened the sketchbook and picked up daer pencil, starting to sketch Ms. Tooths wings, and the rest of her. Careful and respectful. "...your feathers are really pretty..." dey complimented softly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Thank you!

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Dey smiled shyly at her. "...I should find some colored pencils, or whatever this world has. Its a shame I can't capture the color of your feathers now..." dey said earnestly, sighing softly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Hm... Maybe Fiddleford has some.

@young-fiddleford-mcgucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I probably have some lyin' around somewhere-

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Sasha smiled shyly, "I would appreciate something... I had some colored pencils in by backpack, but, well..." dey shrugged, sheepish. "It got... lost. Lets say."

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I can see where mine are at, and I can't then we can buy ya new ones.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Sasha smiled sweetly, "Thank you again, Mr. McGucket."

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Anytime

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

you do know that Dippy Fresh is a creation of Bill, right??

Yes, I do know.

That don't make Dippy any less of a person.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I beg to differ. I will debate you on this, alternate timeline/version of Old Man McGucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Also, hold on- did you call me an Old man?!

I'm not old! I'm barely 40!

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

well you're a lot older in his timeline. I'd send you a photo but I'm not too sure you'd enjoy it...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... I think I'll pass...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Don't worry! You age adorabley!! You're very old!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Burnie, I love you dearly, but I am not old- maybe in that timeline, or whatever it is, but not now- .-.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

In that timeline you're old!! Like, 63 or something!!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... 63 still ain't that old, but fair enough-

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You're old enough to finally grow into your old person cuteness you seem to possess no matter the timeline!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- see...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You seem to have it even as an alternatre universe child. How sweet! ♡

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- don't know how to feel about that- but I'll take the compliment

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Yay! ... sorry if I made you uncomfy...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

No no, you're fine hun! It's just confusin' to me is all.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

What's confusing? The alternate universes?

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Me being considered a "cute old man"

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

you do know that Dippy Fresh is a creation of Bill, right??

Yes, I do know.

That don't make Dippy any less of a person.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I beg to differ. I will debate you on this, alternate timeline/version of Old Man McGucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Also, hold on- did you call me an Old man?!

I'm not old! I'm barely 40!

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

well you're a lot older in his timeline. I'd send you a photo but I'm not too sure you'd enjoy it...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... I think I'll pass...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Don't worry! You age adorabley!! You're very old!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Burnie, I love you dearly, but I am not old- maybe in that timeline, or whatever it is, but not now- .-.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

In that timeline you're old!! Like, 63 or something!!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... 63 still ain't that old, but fair enough-

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You're old enough to finally grow into your old person cuteness you seem to possess no matter the timeline!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- see...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You seem to have it even as an alternatre universe child. How sweet! ♡

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- don't know how to feel about that- but I'll take the compliment

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Yay! ... sorry if I made you uncomfy...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

No no, you're fine hun! It's just confusin' to me is all.

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

you do know that Dippy Fresh is a creation of Bill, right??

Yes, I do know.

That don't make Dippy any less of a person.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I beg to differ. I will debate you on this, alternate timeline/version of Old Man McGucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Also, hold on- did you call me an Old man?!

I'm not old! I'm barely 40!

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

well you're a lot older in his timeline. I'd send you a photo but I'm not too sure you'd enjoy it...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... I think I'll pass...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Don't worry! You age adorabley!! You're very old!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Burnie, I love you dearly, but I am not old- maybe in that timeline, or whatever it is, but not now- .-.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

In that timeline you're old!! Like, 63 or something!!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... 63 still ain't that old, but fair enough-

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You're old enough to finally grow into your old person cuteness you seem to possess no matter the timeline!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- see...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You seem to have it even as an alternatre universe child. How sweet! ♡

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- don't know how to feel about that- but I'll take the compliment

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

you do know that Dippy Fresh is a creation of Bill, right??

Yes, I do know.

That don't make Dippy any less of a person.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I beg to differ. I will debate you on this, alternate timeline/version of Old Man McGucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Also, hold on- did you call me an Old man?!

I'm not old! I'm barely 40!

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

well you're a lot older in his timeline. I'd send you a photo but I'm not too sure you'd enjoy it...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... I think I'll pass...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Don't worry! You age adorabley!! You're very old!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Burnie, I love you dearly, but I am not old- maybe in that timeline, or whatever it is, but not now- .-.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

In that timeline you're old!! Like, 63 or something!!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... 63 still ain't that old, but fair enough-

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

You're old enough to finally grow into your old person cuteness you seem to possess no matter the timeline!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I- see...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

So! Sasha- ( @stephanweaverofworlds )

Now that things have been a bit- settled... I have someone I'd like ya to meet. Well- technically two someone's, but I'm startin' with one 'cause it'll be easier to take it one at a time and Burnie is still injured-

[stephanweaverofworlds]

The young man(?) gives a shy wave, arms tucking closer around daer torso. "Hello-"

((art I commissioned from @rotten-dan-art a couple years ago of Sasha! :>

They are masc-leaning enby, they/them is good, but preferred pronouns are dey/dem/daer ))

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

@queen-toothiana-official

Sasha, this is my friend the Tooth Fairy. Toothy, this is Sasha.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Hello, Sasha! I've heard a lot about you!

@stephanweaverofworlds

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"Woah..." Sasha made a soft chrrr, fascinated by Tooth's feathers. Pretty pretty! Dey shook demself, growing embarrassed to have been staring. "H-hi, nice to meet you... erm..." dey weren't sure what to say- had Mr. McGucket already told this- Tooth Fairy, all about dem?

"...forgive me for asking, but.. what do you- do, as a tooth fairy? Fae are... I've heard good and bad stories about them." dey finished, aiming for tact, but uncertain if they'd managed it...

[queen-toothiana-official]

I collect teeth that contain important memories and protect them.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"....I didn't... realize teeth contained memories." dey finally said, a lil put off by the initial concept. But it hardly sounded malicious. "And. How do you. Get the teeth..?" dey just- wanted to be sure.

[queen-toothiana-official]

My fairies and I come at night to collect them from under the pillows of children and replace them with quarters in exchange for them. Though, my fairies honestly deserve more credit for it.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"...oh! Like baby teeth." Sasha relaxed a little. "A protector of childhood memories, I'd guess-? Or something like that?" dey chirped softly again. "I am curious about how that... works. I've never heard about teeth holding memories, but I believe it."

[queen-toothiana-official]

That is a really good guess.

If you have any questions about the teeth, I can answer them!

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"Do... you mind answering some questions about yourself...?" dey ask, head tilting gently.

[queen-toothiana-official]

No, I won't mind! ^^

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"Do your wings let you fly...?" dey ask. "And, um..." dey reach into daer coat, pulling a sketchbook from an inner pocket, "Would... you mind if I sketched them..?" dey asked shyly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Yeah. My wings do!

And... uh... I suppose that's fine.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Sasha kept the sketchbook closed. "I don't have too, if you're uncomfortable." dey said gently. Dey hadn't meant to make her uncomfortable...

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh, it's fine.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

"...thank you." Sasha opened the sketchbook and picked up daer pencil, starting to sketch Ms. Tooths wings, and the rest of her. Careful and respectful. "...your feathers are really pretty..." dey complimented softly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Thank you!

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Dey smiled shyly at her. "...I should find some colored pencils, or whatever this world has. Its a shame I can't capture the color of your feathers now..." dey said earnestly, sighing softly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Hm... Maybe Fiddleford has some.

@young-fiddleford-mcgucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I probably have some lyin' around somewhere-

[stephanweaverofworlds]

Sasha smiled shyly, "I would appreciate something... I had some colored pencils in by backpack, but, well..." dey shrugged, sheepish. "It got... lost. Lets say."

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

I can see where mine are at, and I can't then we can buy ya new ones.

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

you do know that Dippy Fresh is a creation of Bill, right??

Yes, I do know.

That don't make Dippy any less of a person.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I beg to differ. I will debate you on this, alternate timeline/version of Old Man McGucket

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Also, hold on- did you call me an Old man?!

I'm not old! I'm barely 40!

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

well you're a lot older in his timeline. I'd send you a photo but I'm not too sure you'd enjoy it...

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... I think I'll pass...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Don't worry! You age adorabley!! You're very old!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

Burnie, I love you dearly, but I am not old- maybe in that timeline, or whatever it is, but not now- .-.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

In that timeline you're old!! Like, 63 or something!!!

[young-fiddleford-mcgucket]

... 63 still ain't that old, but fair enough-