My mind...

F ~27~ MDNI 🚫 18+ . DMs open , be nice and don't send unsolicited n00ds Some day I will post my mind but not today and maybe not tomorrow

[perfectfeelings]

“I pray you quit overthinking, replaying failed scenarios, feeding self doubt & seeing the good in everyone but yourself. You deserve more.”

— Lexyne Grays

[rjanecollins]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

[murderofsomeone]

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

[murderofsomeone]

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[nieznane]

[saudadebunny]

[sacred-portal]

[loveridden1999]

[mabosweeb]

Tbh is my fault for thinking the week coudnt get worst

[sobcat]

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG

[bitchenfries]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i think standing at the edge of the ocean with the breeze blowing through my hair would heal at least a little piece of me right now

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[flerns]

slow and slutty wins the race

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[joeyclaire]

did i ever post my favorite version of “controversial ways i raise my dog”

[joeyclaire]

i’m COUGHING

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[byjove]

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever